All comics by ravron

 

The Rabbi and the Chicken by ravron 11-08-09
It all started when the Chicken Story got out... I heard that someone named Rabbi Meyers told a story about me... How does he know Rabbi Meyers?	...about my wings flappin' when cars were whizzin' by... That was HILARIOUS - you really freaked out! Al and Nathan fell out of their chairs - laughing!	Tell him that my lawyer will be calling his lawyer about damage he's done to my reputation with his silly imitation!!! Hey, don't take it so personally Mr. Chicken, Rabbi Meyers really thinks highly of you, especially in a matzah ball soup!

 

AB the puzzle guy

He's starting to become famous.... Do you know that Avraham Beryl can do 200 word puzzles by himself? No kidding? I hear that he's only six years old - it must be all the Torah he learns!

by ravron, 11-08-09

 

Avocados with Chulent by ravron 11-08-09
I think that it's time to make some avocado salad I can read minds - I would like some avocado if you don't mind!!!!	Hey, How did you know that I was making avocado salad - and who offered you some, anyway???? listen, don't mess with me - I have four feet!!!	I'm not really a chef who makes avocado salad, I just wanted to check if you were the four - footed avocado eating monster that the police have been looking for since 1942 - you are under arrest! It's me whose fooled you, I am the Chief of police of Seattle. We have been looking for a man in a grey suit since 1941. You are hereby sentenced to eat chulent leftovers - with avocado dip!

 

Chumash review

Wow, what a superior educator that man is -- giving us a whole packet of review material so we can excel in Chumash! I couldn't have said it better myself!

by ravron, 11-10-09

 

Chumash review

Wow, what a superior educator that man is -- giving us a whole packet of review material so we can excel in Chumash! I couldn't have said it better myself!

by ravron, 11-10-09

 

Joey

You may not know him yet, but he's the talk of the town... This guy Joey, I mean, he's the coolest third grader in all of Seattle... Joey's cool? I heard he had a temperature of 104 - Refuah Sheleima!

by ravron, 11-10-09

 

Baby Mcshnorkel and his Great AP Bear

The clown is longing to meet his grandson.... I miss Tuvia Zissel, and I haven't even met him Stay happy, Mr. Clown, your cuddly bumpkin and you will get a chance to snuggle soon!

by ravron, 11-11-09

 

3rd grader on park bench

He understands quality when he sees it..............................and He agrees... This is absolutely the coolest Judaic Studies work packet at SHA! Hey, I couldn't have said that better myself!

by ravron, 11-16-09

 

Missed Opportunity by ravron 11-18-09
One morning, Charlie had a very important thing to say to Bill. Hey listen, I wanted to talk to you --- Can I just interrupt you for a second to ask you---	But Bill didn't let him get a word in edgewise.... Hang on second I thought I -- - could talk to me without being interrupted?	And so Charlie decided not to give Bill the message that the Lottery Commission called to tell Bill that he'd won $8 million but that it had to be claimed by noon.... ...Yeah. I actually thought I could get at least three seconds in before you'd do that again... Charlie's in a strange mood today. I wonder what's bothering him? Maybe he should cut down on the coffee.....

 

you're under arrest

You're under arrest - there is no balancing yourself on a beachball allowed in כיתה ג I'm a dog - I don't even go to SHA...

by ravron, 11-23-09

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