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Pittsburgh Telemarketing by rayrayg 3-13-01
**RING..**RING...**RING (loudest ring and voice in the office) **have 2001 directory at SUNY BUFF WHAT!!! IT'S 9:01AM AND STILL NO CONFIRMED BLITZ #'S!!!!!! MICHAEL...MICHAEL!!!!! RAY....RAY!!!! AGH!!!! EMERGENCY!!!! EMERGENCY!!!!!--I'M CALLING RAND!!!	meanwhile, in the productive telemarketing office in Pittsburgh... **BURP...Aw Christ!!! It's F%@*ing Cavanaugh again!!! DAMNIT!!! **hicup...Doesn't he get the hint that nobody here gives a shit about his blitzes??!!! Tell him we got 300 confirms!!!!! ***RING***RING***RING	the saga continues... Yeah, thats right Nick--300 confirms and 250 friends!!! AND WE'RE STILL CALLING!!!!! WOW!!!! 300 CONFIRMS!!! 250 FRIENDS!!! WAIT'LL I TELL RUTHANNE!!! MAYBE I'LL MAKE GOAL THIS WEEK!! WOO-HOO!!!

 

rAYG by rayrayg 3-13-01
THE QUESTION Is your name Ray? Thizizray.	THE ANSWER Ray Gurick? No, I'm Ray Reichard.	THE LETDOWN OH. Forget it then, Manayunk dork. Go drink your import. shit. I wish I was Ray Gurick. What's his dog's name again?

 

NICK'S REVENGE by rayrayg 3-13-01
Nick flies to Pittsburgh to confront Rand RAND IS DRUNK!!! I'm gonna flip him like a cheese omelette from Mike's steaks...	(the loudspeaker booms in Pittsburgh) "ATTENTION!!!ATTENTION!!!WE HAVE A VISITOR FROM PHILLY COMMING!!! TELEMARKETING MUST HIDE THE BEER!!! ALERT!!! SHIT!!! Cavavnaugh's on his way!!! Everyone hide the booze!! !! Where should I hide these 2001 directories we told him we didn't have?... anyone got any gum?...

 

Mrs. Reichard the dicksnot queen... by rayrayg 3-15-01
the line grows at Mrs. Reichard's house as word spreads of her new one cent deal... so if I have 2 pennies... What am I doing here again??!! This is worst than hell!!!...	I sure hope she's not carding...	I'm beggining to have second thoughts about this... What the fuck is that...??!!!

 

All your base are belong to Tyler the base pimp by rayrayg 3-30-01
Trying to sell all your base.... does all of your base are belong to us?	without Tyler... yes...	is a no-no.. No. I own all your base. All your base are belong to Tyler. HAHAHA...I can front you some to get you on your feet, 20% on the dollar. Everyone wants all your base, you can make a lot of money.

 

All your base are belong to Tyler the base pimp II by rayrayg 3-30-01
Can you tell me where I can get some all your base are? Yeah man, down that alley. He's got the best all your base are belong around. Watch out for undercovers though-this place has been getting hot lately.	This must be it.... Psst...ey buddy...you lookin for some all your base are? Cause I got the best all your base right here in this bag!! Just keep it on the low. OH SHIT!!! IT'S TYLER!!! I'M FUCKIN OUT OF HERE!!!!	Your fuckin dead. Who the fuck do you think you are? This is my city clown. All your base are belong to Tyler! YOU HEAR ME!!! SPREAD THE WORD--TYLER RUNS THINGS ROUND HERE!!

 

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO TYLER III by rayrayg 3-30-01
I heard Tyler got out the joint. He almost kicked the dicksnot out of me. I still got my stash though. I don't know who he fuckin thinks he is. He can just take over the whole all your base are belong to us market. Fuck him!!	Shit, I'm blowin up. I gotta go meet some heads. I'll see you later tonight when I get some money. Ok honey. Think you can bring me some of that all your base are belong to with you?	Later that day, at Shiela's crackpad..... I...I...I swear to g-god Tyler--I don't know what your talkin' bout. You know I know better sweety--all my base are belong to you, Tyler. Calm down.. Calm down my ass pig!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO TYLER!!!YOU HEAR ME?!!TYLER RUNS IT!!!SPREAD THE FUCKIN WORD WHORE!!!ALL OF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!!!!!!!NO ONE ELSE!

 

all your base are belong to Tyler the base pimp IV by rayrayg 4-05-01
		ALL YOUR BIG EYED BASE ARE BELONG TO TYLER!!! YOU HEAR ME BITCH?

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