All comics by rdc023

 

by rdc023
8-10-10
Check out this bulge, it makes me sad.
Impressive.
Why don't you uh... step into my office, sugar tits?
When will it end?

 

by rdc023
8-10-10
Did you bring the chicken for our "meeting"?
What do I look like, Colonel Sanders?

 

by rdc023
8-10-10
Uhh... I need you to file these stacks of papers alphabetically.
You did it numerically.

 

by rdc023
8-11-10
Congratulations. You're laid off. You have 3 minutes to get everything out of your desk and leave!
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, you dirtbag moron. We hated you working here.

 

by rdc023
8-11-10
You should know that school is a waste of time mostly, a weed out process for societal selection in a capitalistic job market.
The cost of college tuiton is rising and the interest rate on student loans is uncapped. I hope you have rich parents and are an only child.
You probably won't achieve your dreams and if you ever do, you will come to the realization that they are much much worse than you imagined. Everything will be tedious.

 

by rdc023
8-17-10
So. Tell me about your childhood.
Well, I mostly put as many nuts in my mouth as possible.
Shouldn't that toilet be inside the stall...
And how did that make you feel?

 

by rdc023
8-17-10
E=MC^2. Any questions?

 

by rdc023
9-15-10
So a Jew and a pirate walk into a bar and...
This won't end well, will it?

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