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by redkoolaid
7-15-02
Fuck yeah! Robo Cop!!!
Robo Cop: "Stop!!! or i will shoot off your head!"
Dude, theres no way tv violence makes people kill
"We interupt this program to bring you a special announcement from President Bush"
People say violence on tv is the problem, i think its the people ON tv.
Oh My God, someone make him stop!!!
"My fellow Americans...."

 

by redkoolaid
7-15-02
Please Lord, forgive me for i have sinned....
Yes i know my son... You are forgiven, but this is the third time this month... If it happens again... TO HELL WITH YOU!
Um.... my Lord.... Its me again...
I've warned you....
Say... You seem like you have a lot on your mind... Why dont you step into my confessional with me...

 

by redkoolaid
7-15-02
"Hey there young fella... Howd you like a nice smoke from your good buddy Smokey??"
My mommy says that smoking is bad for me.
"Well i know your mother, and shes a fucking whore!!!!!"
Im going home. I dont need your insults
Fucking Pussy!

 

by redkoolaid
7-18-02
Hello little girl, do you want some candy??? Its ok, you can trust me.
Really??? i love candy, yes i would love some candy.
Uh-oh!!!
So Mr., wheres my candy at???
Oh, well, its underneath my covers on my bed. Would you like to go look for it???
Busted!!!
Officer, i swear she said she was 18!
Ha Ha Ha, Just wait for the ass rapings.

 

by redkoolaid
7-24-02
Lary... you've got a letter today...
Letter: YOU SUCK!!!
I'm gonna fuckin stab someone!

 

by redkoolaid
7-28-02
dude, you going bald???
NO! fuck you, its just receiding...
HAHAHA youre like an old man!
dude, but YOU'RE bald!!!
yeah, but mine will grow back you pussy,
hm...

 

by redkoolaid
8-03-02
Hey man, try take some of this acid
Heh, aight bro, but im already pretty fucked up.
IM GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Next Day:
Dude, you got any more of that acid?
Well as a matter of fact...

 

by redkoolaid
8-05-02
Yo... dude... can i score some?
Score some what?
Five minutes later...
Dude... you know... like, some score.
Hmmm....
Fucking Hippies!!!!

 

by redkoolaid
8-05-02
Cant sleep... Death will get me...
Cant sleep... Death will get me...
Cant sleep... Death will get me...
FAG!!!

 

by redkoolaid
8-06-02
Cant sleep... Clowns will eat me...
Cant sleep... Clowns will eat me...
Cant sleep... Clowns will eat me...
JACKASS!!!

 

by redkoolaid
8-06-02
So.. Hey.. whats going on?
Eh.. not too much, just hangin out..... on the moon.
Yeah, I hear ya...
... Yup...
Dude... this moon fucking sucks...
Fo Sho!!!

 

by redkoolaid
8-07-02
Noon
Ring...Ring...Ring... Ring...Ring...
I wonder how the hell i could get that whore to stop calling me...
12:15pm
Answering Machine: Brandon, i just wanna be your friend... blah blah blah...
Oh God... what have i done to deserve this???
12:25pm
Answering Machine: BRANDON!!! Why wont you just love me??? i love you... just talk to me...PLEASE!!!!
Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!

 

by redkoolaid
8-07-02
July
Brandon will you please by my friend??? I'm a whore and i cant take a hint
I dont know Sam... ok, ill be your friend only if you dont talk to me till August
2 days later
Brandon are you still going to be my friend???
God damnit Sam!!! I told you you couldnt talk to me till August!!!! now you have until September!!!
later that evening
Brandon??? Do you still love me???
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I SWEAR IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER!!!

 

by redkoolaid
8-16-02
So hey, what have you been working on?
Well, its actually a teleportation device, and it is just about finished!
Wow! Thats amazing...
Yeah, ive been working on it for nearly five years now...
Thats incredible... So are you going to use it to like teleport starving children food in 3rd world countries???
No not really, Im going to teleport myself to Angelina Jolie's bathroom so i can video-tape her showering...

 

by redkoolaid
9-12-02
You know, God, my birthdays coming up soon... Well, its just that im still a virgin and all...
So... Please can I have like... a whore or something???
Please, Please, Please.... All I want is just one night with her...
Hey there... cutie.

 

by redkoolaid
9-12-02
Heh, heh, dude... heh, you see Rene last night???
Oh hell yeah, id like to get me some of that...
Uh... hey, you see that Mets game??? Uh... heh.. heh
Are you talking to me?... Loser!!!
Yeah dude, heh, i was all over that shit...
Nice...

 

by redkoolaid
9-12-02
Excuse me sir... but what are your feelings about Jesus, our savior???
Uhhh... he's cool i guess.
Jesus sacrificed himself so that you could live...
Yeah, thats what i hear... right on.
Meanwhile...
Man i wish i could get my balls licked right about now...

 

by redkoolaid
9-12-02
After being denied into heaven...
PLEASE!!!! Let me in!!! Im sorry for killing all those people...... I'll lick your balls!!!
hmmm.... well i am pretty fucking horny right now...
20 Minutes later...
What the fuck??!?!!?
Ha Ha Ha... stupid bitch!!!

 

by redkoolaid
9-13-02
So... hey... You wanna head over to Coney Island to grab some food???
No, i dont eat with losers.
Uh, alright then... I'll just meet you there...
Ass!!!
Next day at work...
...so yeah, you remember that Rene chick??? Well we went out to eat last night... She so wants me.
Score...

 

by redkoolaid
9-13-02
Hey Diamond J... whats poppin??
Oh hello my son. Im fine, you know, just hangin out on the ol' cross...
Look... i just wanted to apologize for using you the way i have been in my past comics. Im sorry man, youre a pretty swell guy.
Dont worry about that my son... you are fogiven. In fact, i found them kind of funny.
aight... later bro!!!
COCK!!!

 

by redkoolaid
9-13-02
Hey Lary, what the fuck brings you to Hell so quickly???
Oh, Diamond J got pissed cause of the way i used him in my comics. Look, i fucking hate you so im gonna go grab some food...
Fucking PRICK!!!
You say something, assface???
Dude, i aint say shit.

 

by redkoolaid
9-13-02
Yo playa, whats poppin' shock lockin' bro???
You've got to be fucking kidding me...
A little while later...
Hey... dude... like, you wanna go hit some acid... er, something...
Yeah, but not with you. You nazi piece of shit... *mumble* *mumble*
Even later...
Hey...
Fucking Poser

 

by redkoolaid
9-14-02
Dude, that moon was a horrible idea...
Yeah, im sorry, thats my bad. Anyway, its your turn to send us somewhere.
Hmmmmmm...
Oh thats just great!!!!

 

by redkoolaid
9-14-02
Aight, heres the plan... we're gonna land... grab someone... then get the fuck outta there!
Damn, I love terrorizing people!!!
Yeah, but we gotta be fast... You ready for this?
Oh fuck yeah!!! Can I kill someone too???
Dude, go for it!
Sweeeeeeet!!!

 

by redkoolaid
9-14-02
Larys put to the test...
Hey lary... You wanna hit up that tittie-bar tonight???
Oh fuck yeah!!!
Johns put to the test...
Hey John... You wanna hit up that tittie-bar tonight???
Naw, Im gonna head into town to see Tom Petty tonight...
John fails...
FAG!!!

 

by redkoolaid
9-14-02
Dude... heh... lets go grab some blow and see how fucked up we can get...
Hmm... damn, thats pretty crazy man!!!
Heh yeah... but you only live once, ya know???
HaHa... lets go see if Larys wants in on this shit.
Yeah dude... so thats our plan... you in???
Dude, dont be gay.

 

by redkoolaid
9-14-02
So... you wanna go get some tea???
This is so fucking lame... Satans a fucking pussy...and there arent any hot chicks down here...Im gonna beg JC to let me into heaven...
Well im sorry man, i dont know what to tell ya... i just cant let you in...
Oh come on J... dont be THAT guy...

 

by redkoolaid
9-20-02
Fuck!!! Im pretty damn horny right now
God i wish Kristen wasnt in TX...
Okay... I just wont think about it...
Football... Football... Football... Cheerleaders... Cheerleaders.. CHEERLEADERS!!!
Ah Fuck It... I'll just masterbate...
What?!?!

 

by redkoolaid
9-25-02
The Local Bar...
Howdy Partna' I recken' this be the local Tavern
Well yes my son, you are correct.
Oh boy Its Santa Clause!!.. he he he
Geez boy! You aight?
Hi
What is this? Some kind of joke?

 

by redkoolaid
9-28-02
Laura doesnt seem to realize...
Dude... I'm Lord AND Savior... BITCH!!!

 

by redkoolaid
9-28-02
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall...
an hour later...
37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around, 36 bottles of beer on the wall...
..... gets so lonely around here .....

 

by redkoolaid
10-02-02
Well howdy partna'! Welcome ta Texas!
Hey, is it true what they say? That the only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers?
Ya Damn Straight!!!...and last time I checked, I aint no steer!!!
Riiiiiiiiight...

 

by redkoolaid
10-03-02
Yeah dude, these humans are so dumb... Did i tell you about how i almost killed one of them?
haha no!!! but hold on, i think someones coming...
hm... i thought i heard something...
uh... quack?
Yeah, so anyway...

 

by redkoolaid
10-03-02
Its about Luke's time to go...
Luke... I AM YOUR FATHER...
uhhhh.........
hahaha relax bro, just trying to ease the mood before i killed ya.

 

by redkoolaid
10-06-02
Okay hon, I'm leaving right now. I'll call you when I get home.
Aight, sounds good.
Hour and a half later...
Hm... i was going to go to meijer but now its too late and she still hasnt called...
Another hour and a half later, after she finally calls and is confronted about it...
What?!? I never said I'd call you when I got home?!?
Please kill me...

 

by redkoolaid
10-09-02
Im trying to describe someone to my girl-friend...
...well lets see, hes tall, black, has dreadlocks, and hes got a good build...
Wait a second... Did you just say he had a good build???? GUYS DONT SAY THAT!!!
Uh... whats wrong with that??? theres a difference between saying he's got a good body and he's got a good build honey...
How else do i describe someone who is built???
Few seconds later (which felt like forever)...
Um... hon...
FAG!!!

 

by redkoolaid
10-10-02
Sitting at school during my hour break from classes...
God im so fucking bored... Maybe i can pass the time by checking my emails or something...
An hour later...
Hm... Fuck classes, i think im gonna just stay on this computer instead of going to class...
Hahaha.. man my message board is bumping right now!!!
FAG!!!

 

by redkoolaid
10-11-02
Dude, I swear... This comic better not end with someone calling someone else a Fag.
Yeah, thats so played out... I'm sure that lary is smarter then that though...
Now, how am i going to end this??? Its gotta be something cool...
Hmm........I know!!!!
Fucker!!!

 

by redkoolaid
10-12-02
*Singing*
...meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow...
...i want chicken, i want liver, i want meow mix, please de-liv-er...
hahaha damn!! thats classic!!!

 

by redkoolaid
10-12-02
Dude, for real, im really sorry about that...
Yeah well, we were almost killed!!!
Yeah i know, im starting to think that we shouldnt mess around with this teleportation device...
No way man, you just have to know how to use it... Watch this dude...
A few seconds later...
You thinking what I'm thinking?!?!
Oh fuck yeah brotha!!! We're going sledding!!!!!!

 

by redkoolaid
10-13-02
Aight buddy, here's the plan... You're going to storm the gates of Hell and tell Satan to give me back my sammich!!!
Sweeeeeeeeeet!!!
Listen man, either you give him back his sandwich or someone's getting a beat-down!!!!
Well if he wants it so bad why doesnt he just come get it???
...Yeah, so thats what he said...
Oh Thats It!!!!! Nobody fucks with tha Jesus!!!

 

by redkoolaid
10-13-02
Hey man!!!! What's the big idea?!!? I want my sammich back!!!
oh... hey... J... whats up man?
You know whats up!!! Hand it over!!!
Yeah... hey... about that sandwich...
Meanwhile...
Hahaha dude, i totally just ate Jesus' sandwich!
Hahaha... nice lary, nice...

 

by redkoolaid
10-18-02
Hey lary!!!! I love you sooooooo much!!!!
haha well i love you too... Did you just call me to say that?
Yeah, i just wanted to tell you again...
Wait a second... Arent you suppose to be mean to me in this comic?!?!?!
Could this series come to an end???
Yeah... I know, but i hate it when i have to be mean to you...
Well... this could be a problem...

 

by redkoolaid
10-18-02
Fuck!!! Dont tell me you're here for me....
I'm sorry man, but is just your time to go...
FUCK THAT FAGGOT SHIT!!!
Few Seconds Later...
Oh shit
Not cool dude, not cool...

 

by redkoolaid
10-18-02
Hey there Santa... Heres the last of em.
Dear god boy!!! What the hell happend to your face?!!?!?
Oh... that... um... I tripped?
Uhhhh...... Ok...
So did he buy it?
Yeah dude... Hes going down!!!

 

by redkoolaid
10-18-02
Whoa!!! Dude, Lary... Why'd you take all your piercings out?!?!
Well, I've gotta start being more professional... I'd really like to get a nice job soon...
Dude, you fucking sellout!!!
So... I'm selling out if i want to have a good job to provide for my family?!?!?!!
FUCK YEAH!!! Dont sellout man...and while we're on this subject, you need to get your ass outta that nice school you go to...
Fucking Retard

 

by redkoolaid
10-20-02
Oh man, its getting late. I should probably start my homework...
Damn, but I'm almost done posting... I'll just give it like another 5 minutes...
15 Minutes Later...
Hahaha oh man, fuck homework... This is where its at!!!
Oh yeah... I fucking own him.

 

by redkoolaid
10-20-02
Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!
I'm sorry man, did I scare you?
Oh shit son... I just about fried my curcuits!!
Well, let me make it up to you... I'll buy you some pie!!!
PIE!!!!!!!

 

by redkoolaid
10-25-02
***Singing***
I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy... I'll be your hope I'll be your love, be everything that you need...
***Still Singing***
I want to stand with you on a mountain, I want to bathe with you in the sea, I want to lay like this forever, until the sky falls down on me...
Oh... hey... I didnt notice you there... how long have to been here?
Long enough dude... long enough...

 

by redkoolaid
11-05-02
Whoa hon, congratulations on winning that $1500 dollar prize...
Yeah thanks... I really dont know what im going to do with it though...
Well... You should really save it so that we can live together. Isnt that what you want???
Yeah, definatly
Dude, fuck that... IM GOING SHOPPING!!!!!!!!

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