For Mike by redrobot1-08-02 ring ring oh its the phone, i wonder who it is ring ring i should get it you suck oh its for mike
its whats for brakfast! by redrobot1-08-02 bacon! eggs! bacon! eggs! bacon! you arnt even a pig dumbass!
S A T A N spells FUN! by redrobot1-08-02 finnaly im alone !?! hey whats up? will you leave me the fuck alone! fine, fuck you. you arnt coming over to play xbox later
Hammer time! by redrobot1-08-02 do you take it up the butt? how are you at sucking cock? i like your style
Unknowledge by redrobot1-08-02 at an EB somewhere ahh an easy sale hope they have wargamer III in can i help you today sir? i should be fine thanks isnt Halo great! clueless fuck
5 Billion Served by redrobot1-08-02 hello my child i died for your sins you dont see budda stuck on a fucking pole loser DADDY!
War is hell - part two by redrobot1-08-02 meanwhile... so then the devestator came around the corner and? psst well of course i charged, i aint afraid of no devestator chaos sucks ass! fuck off newbie
Happy Holidays by redrobot1-08-02 hey kid want some candy? hold it right there mister i.. officer.. i dont understand lets go downtown mister pre-vert there is sodomy involved in this somehow right? you bet
Hajleileulia (or however its spelled) by redrobot1-08-02 at the cafe BeatSkat radiant afternoon. closing hometown, the air, the air... skoo bah, skee wah thank you god!
thats right i said he sucks ass! by redrobot1-08-02 George Lucas presents: Lord of the Rings! Fly! This is a foe beyond any of you! grr mesa frodo mesa sam message to George: you suck ass i am from n'sync so i bet your ass hurts
War - part three by redrobot1-08-02 elsewhere... back me up charlie i got you covered man thats not a gun is it nope fucking hell oh look, bugs
me leet by redrobot1-08-02 Alas for Jesus, he hath not the leet skills oh that cheap sniping fuck And lo as Jesus did die again and again fuck fuck fuck, i almost capped it!! SATAN ROXOR! nice try noob!
WHA? by redrobot1-08-02 one calm day... whats that coming this way? you there! whats this? message from Rick Flair tell him to try a pony do you have anything to remove the ever-present smell of rum and ass?
Mmm Mmm Good by redrobot1-08-02 im not talking to you what can i do to make it up to him fuck off NACHOS!
HA HA Macs suck! by redrobot1-08-02 let me load up that page on my mac a few minutes later almost there oh bollocks!
but but its so much fun! by redrobot1-08-02 the sad truth... you know somthing? what? we really are enjoying ourselves too much yeah losers
you never know, it _could_ happen by redrobot1-08-02 Sunny Mexico... why if it isnt big JC himself,hey whats up man? could you move a bit, you are blocking my sun whatever i so hope he gets cancer
too much to read, too little funny by redrobot1-08-02 now what? oh fuck i knew i should have turned off that iron, damn my taste for expensive italian fashions like the cross wasnt bad enough, fuck me hey actually this isnt as bad as i though, no more fucking being nailed to a cross, yeah i like this. all bow to your new god!
i do by redrobot1-08-02 it was a fairytale wedding... with this hammer, i thee wed oh Ronald, you have made me the happiest woman alive ...but with less wolves dressed up as old ladies hey is that a free bar? time to drink away the pain
Tales of Piety! Volume Two by redrobot1-09-02 Did you know that Satan raises talented show dogs? up Bojangles! whos a good boy? oh whos a good puppy? its true honest! shit 3 o'clock time for Matlock