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by reedoo
4-07-03
Well well well, what *do* we have here?
Hi there...
He's totally diggin' me.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Hi... boys... and freaks of nature. *coughs* I meant girls.
Tonight, we're going to watch me.
Yup... thats right. Just me. Standing here... enjoy.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
I am like you, my fellow human being. I work in the streets. A down to earth guy like any of you.
I am here when you need me. At your call. Here to be of service to the average human being that you are.
I AM A LAWYER! I chase ambulances in my free time. Here, take my card...

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Hrm... this is poorly written. Horrible layout. Groovy? That can't be listed as experience! God this guys seems like a wanker.
So how's it lookin' boss?
Worked in a... what's this say?
Brothel.
Someone... with your... skills... Is just going to go to waste here at MacDonalds... How about trying the KFC across from us?
Are you related to the guy there? Cause he said the same thing. That's why I'm here.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Hey there dude. Wassup?
Uh, hi. Not much, really. Just, standing around.
So, like... what do we do for this job?
Look thoughtful, the supervisor is coming.
Frozen Yougurt. Mmm.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
After 2 hours of silence.
What is it?! Damnit! SPIT IT OUT!
Another 30 minutes pass.
. . . Dude?
I really don't think this comic is going anywhere. Its pointless, I mean... Why am I here? Why are any of us here?! Are you even the main character? Just who the fuck are you?!

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Whilst pacing in the white nothingness that is "splitter".
So... he thinks this comic has no point huh?! No fucking point my ass! Damnit, got to stop thinking in sexual undertones.
I'll show him! I'll show them all damnit! Not witty?! Not FUNNY?! Who do they think they're talking about!? MY MOTHER!?
I've got spunk! And flare! And tons of jizz to go! Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all!
Damnit I WILL be fucking them! They'll see my god damn sexy charm and they'll go down on me in a split second! At least the sexy ones. Maybe whichever offers first...
But that stupid pink donkey wouldn't even go down on me! Damnit. I'll make him see my godlyness! I'M HUMAN! I'M BETTER THAN HIM DAMNIT! I AM THE MASTER!
You stupid little fuck...

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
After a beating...
I have seen the error of my ways. And to correct myself to you, my faithful audience. My name... is Joe.
Fucking creative isn't he ¬_¬
And a blow to the face.
No, let me clear that up, I am Joe LeCoolio.
Dear god...
And a kick to the groin.
Iiii, hiive, siin. Iiih giid, miii biiills!
Be quiet before I castrate you.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Okay, this is it. My name is Joe LeCoolio. (Please don't hit me)
I am a reprisentation of the faithful audience of this comic. (AKA Katie)
I *am* the main character much to your dismay. I will think of something better to say in the near future.
I feel like punching him, don't you?
Okay, 30 seconds has passed. Give me 2 more minutes! And I swear I will have something solid down for you to see.
Purple stands for sexual confussion. It just says everything.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Let's get something FUCKING cleared up here people.
Whaaa...?
I AM NOT SEXUALLY CONFUSED.
I never said you were...
The author of this comic is a whelp! And wrote it all wrong! FUCKING WRONG! He's the one who's sexually confused! Okay?!
... Your so sexy when your mad you know? Rawr baby, rawr.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Hullo. I am the maker of this comic. Ignore the boobs, thier not really mine. I'm too lazy to look for a better icon.
I am both stupid and ugly. I can also rant on and on about nothing. Your IQ is dropping as we speak.
The long broom stick is to compensate for-
They get the point. Now get on your knees whelp.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
... or something like that.
Well? Well? Tell me what you think?!
Give me just a minute.
I spent all night on that thing!
And this... is suppose to be... the plot for the comic?
Yup!!
I think we need to sit down, and go over this together.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Okay, so here we are. You all know Joe the wanker. And Katie, who is also the author Kayah. (I like her work)
But now we come down to me. WHO am I really?
Fuck it. I'm bad with names. Just call me-
Stickboy!

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
This is going to be an eternal taboo. I can feel it. And I just wanted to be named Edgar, it was my dream...
Hey! Stickboy!
*Sigh*
How ya doin' man! Dude! Check out that chick over there! I'm on a date! Anyhow, I better get over there, she's giving me those hot and bothered looks.
*Sigh* I knew it. I just fucking knew it.
Cindy! Baby! Come and ride da looove machine! ... OW!

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
The title says it all. I'm doomed to this icon here, forever. If you felt sorry for Edgar, well then GIVE ME MONEY.
Damn my laziness. I'll change! I'll become a better man. I really should do my homework...
10 hours later.
Omg omg omg! My Surskit evolved!! YES!!

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Okay, you know what? Fuck that. I refuse to be a female witch icon due to my laziness. I am changing the rules.
Since I am the author, and the allmighty hubah in the sky. I can do anything, and therefore, transfigure myself into any form. This will do for now.
Hey dude. Think you could make me sexier then?
Your joking... right?
. . . If I say yes, does that make me sexier?

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Okay.
Yeah. So?
Look... your not cool. Your not sexy, hot, l337 nor have you got skillz. Where do you pull this shit out from?
Well, I just get on a roll and write it all down. Inspiration!
Can I beat the shit out of you now?
No?

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
The author sucks.
Okay so like. This whole talk about a plot is just utter bullshit. You've probably caught on by now.
I'm seriously trying to work on it okay?
You all agree.
This comic has no point. Right now, I'm just here to make Katie laugh. (And later, Skip also.)
I have a fucking point damnit!
. . . v_v;
But there's more than one way to make Skip laugh. . .
Damnit. I can't believe he put that there. I'll punish him later.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Okay look here Pink Donkey. I need you to do me a favour. Will you concent to have sex with Joe, for the comic's sake?
Several very long hours later.
Narf
That's good enough for me. Just come this way.
Narf?

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Uh... I think its truamtised.
What are you on about? Its fucking fine. It just had sex. Its on cloud nine.
. . . But it had sex... with Joe.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy here.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
AHAHAHAHA! No more virginity for me! YEESSS!! I have the skillzzz!
Dude, you were a virgin before that?
Uhm. Yeah,
I wonder if anally penetrating a Pink Donkey really counts as losing your virginity . . .
I so don't want to know.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
What the FUCK was that Kat? First the setting the Pink Donkey on me, and now you call me a SHE?!
It was a... typo?
I don't like that grin your wearing. If your insulting my masculinity...
I'm not!! I swear!
He's gone to get the 2 by 4 to beat you mercilessly with.
Eeep.

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Wow. He was really pissed.
I noticed, he kicked me in the balls as he walked past.
Yeah, but everyone wants to kick you in the balls.
I'll have you know I've got a cup coming in the mail tomorrow.
I did *not* want to know that.
Its all multicoloured! And smells like vanilla! Chick magnet ahoy!

 

by reedoo
4-07-03
Doot doot dee doot.
Long walks, sensitive guys take long walks.
Hey Kat!
AHH! Oh god. I thought you were Izzy. Don't tell him I'm here.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Damnit man. I think my lucky streak is running out.
What lucky streak?
Kat wouldn't have sex with me. Prude wench.
. . . You couldn't sex a penny whore?
You make it sound so bad!
Riiiight.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Your the only one who understands me, you know?
I feel like we have this deep bond. I could tell you all my deepest darkest secrets. And you wouldn't judge me.
Maybe it's love?

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Narf.
What do you mean?
Narf. Narf.
Look, don't take that tone with me.
NARF.
Dude. That was uncalled for.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
God damn.
Can you believe that shit? He came complaining to me. And cause I didn't take action, I've got this RSPCA dickwank up my ass.
Earlier.
Who the hell are you to judge me?!
You are responsible for the abuse dealt to this innocent Pink Donkey. You're to pay the fine tomorrow before appearing in court.
Look here you penis is a suit! I made that pudgy little fucker famous! And this is how I get repayed?!
We can arrest you forcibly.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
A letter arrives.
Izzy's in jail. I hope your happy ya'know. He is a nice guy really.
Narf.
I don't think you want to know what it says.
Narf?
It's mostly swearing and drawings of mutilated Donkey's.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Will I be able to handle this comic alone? With Joe here... Oh god, I don't want to be left alone here with Joe. Why am I cursed to be in this dispicible comic?
Dear god why me?!
Without Izzy here... does that make me sexier?
Maybe I can avoid him. He's got the Pink Donkey to deal with. But he'll be hiding too. Pink Donkey's don't know how to hide do they?
Wall... pretty... Nice... wall... not... hurt... Edgar...
Narf.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
In a deep dark cell.
Skipppyyyyy!!!!
=o Ree! Are you okay in here?
NO! It's horrible here. Its cold and damp, and I have the sniffles. And I miss you. Hey wait... is this one of those conjugate visits?
=o Maybe.
Ow! My eye!
Sorry. I thought that was-

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Look, Cory was it? I *really* want to have prison style sex with you and all. But its this damn chastity belt my boyfriend gave me.
Show me this belt candyass.
The next day- er I mean night..
Hey katty.
Hiiii honey! I've come to pay a conjugate visit.
Er, well. I can't really. Skip gave me this bloody useful chastity belt. So,
DAMNIT!

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
After searching for his "friends" Joe reaps no results.
I know thier hiding from me. I'm not a fool. But it hurts me, hurts me deep down inside. People are so cruel to me.
*Sighs*
I am a human being too you know! I have feelings! I like puppy dogs and the smell of rain! Damnit! Why does no-one respect me?!
*Tear*
Later that day, Joe takes a walk to clear his mind.
Yo chicky mama, you servicing tonight?
In your dreams fucktard.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Edgar and Lousie, go out on a date.
I was thinking to go to that new resuraunt they opened up down town.
Thats fine with me Edgar dear.
They met at thier pottery class.
OMG! Stickboy!
Oh and also I really like your dress purple does- oh shit.
Its just like a modern day romance.
Oh heeey. Is this your date man? Dude, you could have done a little better. I mean look at that saggin' rack there. Nasty. YOU might want to see a plastic surgeon, on the double.
. . .

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Who are we and what are we doing here?
I think we are suppose to symbolise the utter chaos that the comic has been thrown into seeing as the Author is in jail.
What?
Just smile and nod. Smile, and nod.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
We're still here...
Shut up and do as I say. SMILE AND NOD.
You scare me...

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Several hours later.
You said you had to tell me something?
And another five minutes.
Uh, Joe?

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
I don't get it. Joe stood there like a statue. For two whole days. Should I be worried?
Naw. He's a wanker anyhow. Its good he isn't talking and bothering me. Not to mention the explaining I had to do to Louise ¬_¬ That ass.
But I just can't feel at ease. Its like there's some dark precense in this comic which I can sense somewhere close by.
I think I'll go hammer something to relieve stress.
Who the fuck are you?!

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Stop smiling and nodding at me like that . . .
. . . Stop it.
SHIT! Where the fuck did you sneak out from!?

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Dear god . . . your smiling and nodding too.
Fuck. There's no way out.
A far off distant shrill scream can be heard.
AHHH!!!
Narf?

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
Which is Izzy's prison cell.
Skipppyyyy!!!! *Glomps* I missed you!
=o Ree! How's the belt going for you?
Its working great. Oh, btw. Do you know how my comic is withstanding without me?
Uh, I haven't been checking on it. But I'm sure its fine.
Yeah, your probably right.

 

by reedoo
4-08-03
This is an overlayed photograph of our main characters, one taken a week ago, and one taken again. We've merged the frames for your convinience.
Narf?
Pink Donkey is left to solve the mystery alone. Will he figure it out? Or befall the same terrible fate as our two hero's?
. . . Narf?!

 

by reedoo
4-09-03
Is there anyone else to chase?
Dun think so.
Can we start scaring the readers?
My thoughts exactly.

 

by reedoo
4-09-03
Pink Donkey hides in a nearby house on the lookout for any strange going on's.
His watch is long and lonely. The poor Pink Donkey wishes that he had company to spend his days with. Doesn't your heart just ache for him?
. . . Narr...feh
He would even rather be back in the good ol' days where he had sex with Joe... sad sad Pink Donkey.
*Nodnod*

 

by reedoo
4-09-03
I'm bored.
Me too.

 

by reedoo
4-09-03
Pink Donkey falls asleep at his post.
Naaarrfff..ffrrh..frrrh..
Naaarrfff..ffrrh..frrrh..
Its a Pink Donkey.
:O! What in gods name will happen to our poor Pink Donkey!?
Naaarrfff..ffrrh..frrrh..
Must report this to the Borg.

 

by reedoo
4-09-03
Master master!
Don't call me Master.
. . . Then what do I call you?
Mr. Singenpoo.
. . .

 

by reedoo
4-09-03
Uh... okay. Uhm, Mr... Mr. Singingpoo?
Its Singenpoo... but yes?
I-I've found a Pink Donkey.
GOOD GOD! Our arch nemesis is in this comic?
Yes Mas- er I mean. Yes Mr -- Singenpoo?
This does not bode well for us.

 

by reedoo
4-11-03
Pink Donkey awakens from his restless slumber, to hear something approaching.
NA-rf!
For a moment, Pink donkey is started because the entire area has been wiped out and replaced by a void of nothingness! Or maybe a blinding white light! And Pink Donkey see's his Arch-Nemesis!
NARF!
Pink Donkey plots to destroy his long old foe in the same manner that he had before! Using thier weakness of-
Narf narf...
AHEM. You realise I can read that don't you?

 

by reedoo
4-11-03
But. You can't! That just isn't RIGHT damnit! I'm the narrator. Characters can't hear me!
Well El Stupido. If you haven't realised we symbolise the Choas that the comic has been thrown into.
And therefore I am not bound by rules. Leaving me with the ability to do whatsoever, whensoever. Thus is the nature of Chaos. Read it and weep.
You can't fucking do that!
. . .
Yes I can. And I will.

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