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by rey
9-20-01
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by rey
9-25-01
one day a tiny beetle found HITLER re-incarnated as an S&M penguin...
whoa! it's hitler re-incarnated as an S&M penguin. how the fuck are ya, man?
i'm pretty fucking pissed off! my dick fell off in the shower and my webpage isn't getting any hits!
that sucks.
no-- YOU SUCK. not to mention you... you have stupid big red eyes... THAT SUCK! ... fuck! you're the cause of all my problems, you fucking BUG!
you're a DICK, hitler!
at least i'm not a fucking stupid beetle or cricket or whatever the fuck you are! EICH BEIN STREUDELHOUSER!! ....... ......... ......... ........... ............ .......... i must be making poo, now.

 

by rey
9-25-01
ah, the mountains are so beautiful, arent they Manlacó?
are you fucking gay?
yes.

 

by rey
9-25-01
how's it goin, carl?
ah, you know, can't complain bill. but fuck man, the wife hardly even gives it to me once a month anymore...
you know bill... i know you're a gay clown and i'm a head with feet coming out of my ears but....
yeah...?
makulitâ„¢
you're right, dude.

 

by rey
9-25-01
lopez, dammit! that's the third town we've been run out of on account of your dumb ass! *arf!*
OOGALAH CHOO!
jesus. i swear to god, if a fucking car doesnt come by and hitch us a ride to the next town im going to wring you're fucking tiki-fucked neck. *arf!*
OOGALAH CHOO!
fucking cut it out! *arf!*
OOGALAH CHOO!

 

by rey
9-25-01
*cough* ... it kind of sucks being a microphone..
he's trying to kiss me.

 

by rey
9-26-01
whatup nigga!
oh dayomn! you're so WHACK, jordan. so what's the sheezy with the dealy today, yo?
naddah, dogg. i was peepin' the GCN earlier on TV today, my nizzle.
sheeit! what's the "GCN", dogg?
the GAY CARPENTER'S NETWORK, g!
sick!

 

by rey
9-26-01
h-help me Manlacó! i was trying to re-build my house after a dog riding on a ball ran over it and i mistook my own head for a piece of sheetrock!
are you fucking gay?
w-what? n-no.... i just... have a nail in my head and i need a little... ...
okay, yes.

 

by rey
9-26-01
... and so i told the guy "fuck you, you fucking mook! i may be fucking ROTARY but i could still kick your ass!" hahahahaha!
hahahahaha!
haha.... hahaha... heh....
heh... hm..... *sniff*
i'm going to fill my receiver with razorblades and hope to christ that i DIE.
hahahahaha! you're great, dude!

 

by rey
9-28-01
h-help me Manlacó! i was trying to re-build my house after a dog riding on a ball ran over it and i mistook my own head for a piece of sheetrock!
are you fucking gay?
w-what? n-no.... i just... have a nail in my head and i need a little... ...
okay, yes.

 

by rey
1-06-02
once again, dog on ball unwisely trusted lopez with navigation duties.
okay lopez. jesus christ. you've gone and FUCKED US again. what are we doing in this forest? *arf!*
OOGALA CHOO!
lopez *sigh*.... we HAVE to make it to neverland so we can attend the next LOST BOYS meeting. the boss hates it when we're late! *arf!*
OOGALA CHOO!
that's true, he DOES sound cute when he's angry. *arf!*
OOGALA CHOO!

 

by rey
1-07-02
oh man, i saw the most beautiful girl today... i think i want to marry her, for real, b.
mm hm...
she had such a beautiful smile, and i got her number. it was great.
question:
yes?
fuck you.

 

by rey
1-07-02
look at you, you pathetic piece of shit. what the fuck is up with you? you angsty cock-gobbler. with your goddamn pac man shirt. what the fuck is that anyway? i'm going to RUIN YOU, boy.
RUIN YOU.

 

by rey
1-08-02
i guess some people didn't think me saying i'd "ruin you" was funny...
what do you think?
well, i--
shut up, bitch.

 

by rey
1-08-02
holy shit! check out the balls on that dog!
hey now!

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