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by ripter
7-16-03
Satan meets ghetto farmer
Word up yo, how's it hanging Satan?
... It's not hanging. Once you're in hell you lose your genitalia.
Wow. This really is hell.
REALLY FOO REALLY!?
... Ebonics... melting... brain... turning into dog on ball.... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Poof* Satan turns into a dog on a ball.
Pho Shizzle, tha' shiet was awesome bizznatch.

 

by ripter
7-16-03
Dan the possessed cow meets a hippy in the middle of San Diego.
Hi, I'm Dan stuck in a cow... or rather, stuck in a bull. But due to inside jokes about me being a cow. I will say that I'm a cow.
Holy cow (no pun intended) really? ... but.. why are you telling me this?
Well... that's because you are the one. Neo.
...
Fine. SCREW YOU TOO!
Holy fuck I turned into an asian girl.

 

by ripter
7-16-03
Morpheus... Stick man?
I can't take it anymore!
Hey... I kinda look like Neo. Wow. And you're a stick! You must be Morpheus!
Hmm... you must be right. I guess I won't kill myself now since I have to die in the Matrix 3.
And... that means... I must know kung fu! Wow... this day has really been turning out good for me.
Want to get some coffee and slay a couple agents?
Sure thing.

 

by ripter
7-16-03
Hello squirrel. Would you like some nuts? I have two.
You're a fucking pervert, you know that?
Oh, wow, you talk. I'm shocked. But I'm gonna stay staring off into space. Kay?
I WATCH YOU WHILE YOU DRESS!
And... that... kids. Is why you shouldn't do drugs.

 

by ripter
7-16-03
Pink Cow and Big Mouth
I'm watching a show on tapeworms it's grossing me out.
Yum, I like to eat them, to lick them out of a dog's butts.
Brought to you by SPAM.
This guy had a tapeworm in him and he started pulling it out and got like 12 feet long.
Did he eat it afterward?
...
... yeah.
Sweeeet.

 

by ripter
7-16-03
It wont be on in two and a half hours infomercials are on in two and one half hours heheheheh I HATE info MECIALS! I HAT THEM SO MUCH! Then--m SO much! --- YOU DONT UNDEstand. You crack whoe-rhr.
I love the little tacos... I lOVE the GOOOOD! ... Why dont YOU get off meh BACKSI!
SHATTUP! ... ... ... ... did he want to lick the tapeworms too or am I just a freak?

 

by ripter
7-16-03
You hate him. His ego. His color. His grin. How you hate Him so, but you can't do anything but watch and grow. But you never get used to it.
I hate him!
I'm so charming! Look at me grin!
You plan. You get older, He gets older. You want to kill Him.
... Time to die.
Coward talk! You shall never defeat me!
But you can't.
Why can't I .. ?
Because I'm the super hero of course! Bwahahaa... love me!

 

by ripter
7-16-03
At the Zombie house on Christmas Eve
What a disturbing looking child...
... Santa ... Clause...
Hello young boy! Now... what would you like for Christmas?
... Santa .... Clause...
I'm sorry but you've been a bad boy!
Oh... so... skip... the ugly... kid... eh?

 

by ripter
7-16-03
The Bald Stare
Uhm...
I wonder why he's staring at me... I wonder if I should say anything. Maybe he's admiring my hair. But what kind of sick bastard would stare at someone for so long? I guess I'd better say something--
Or maybe not.

 

by ripter
7-16-03
Internet Gangsters
Gangster4531436: dont make me hak u!
H00dlim346457: fuk u and ur mom
Gangster4531436: dont tlk bout my mom liak dat wh0re!
H00dlim346457: LOL u ugly fuk
Gangster4531436: Wow. That was pointless. Do you feel offended or do you feel like you lost brain cells using net speak?
H00dlim346457: I feel utterly retarded.

 

by ripter
7-16-03
Pink Cow and Big Mouth part 2
Jimmy cracks corn, but I don't care.
Good... I hate my CD burner.
Yes. Good for me. What is your CD burner doing?
You don't care.
Nathan CD burner sucks and I don't care~!
...

 

by ripter
7-16-03
Rawr?!
Why are you here?
Yes... why?
There's nothing special here! Go!
Go already!
Now!!
Bye.

 

by ripter
7-16-03
uh.... hi
Hello.
Is that thing comfortable?
Yep.
Hey, why am I here?
No clue.

 

by ripter
7-25-03
HA! Erin likes it rough.
*sigh* Argh, it's not my fault!
Who's fault is it then?
Your's... You take everything the wrong way.
It's not my fault you like it rough.
I don't.

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