All comics by russmuffinman

 

by russmuffinman
3-11-12
on the prevoius night, johan snagged himself on the half moon fence
banjo, i can't find my balls?
hold on, i'll go look...
................
.........erm...............can we do this another time? Sunday, perhaps?

 

by russmuffinman
3-11-12
hav-
NO-I-haven't-found-them-yet!

 

by russmuffinman
3-11-12
still on the look-out for his missing balls, johan was distracted by trevor's new...erm...something
what's with the fish trev?
what...you don't like it?
................
f**king weirdo

 

by russmuffinman
3-11-12
how many people do you think i can feed with this?
none

 

by russmuffinman
3-13-12
find my balls yet?
listen, i die on friday and reborn on sunday when i'm finally free of this damn cross! then i can look for your balls OK?!
It's tuesday for Christ's sake
shit

 

by russmuffinman
3-14-12
i can see my reflection! does this mean that i've been forgiven? that i'm alive?!
I'M ALI-
FOOOOL YOOOOU! i picked up that costume from the charity shop this morning! HA, suckerrrr!
you bitch!
(snigger)

 

by russmuffinman
3-16-12
not one to takes risks, on his first day of the job, dan goes for the easy catch
i'm seeing you friday right?
you missed it mate. it was LAST friday
listen...um...you..think-
no, i won't tell anyone (sigh)
nice one.
.....you got a spare fag?

 

by russmuffinman
3-19-12
god please! i can't take this fish hand anymore! kill me! kiiiiillll me-
oh.....you....actually....did......................wasn't expecting that

 

by russmuffinman
3-23-12
trevor was just getting to grips with his new afterlife...
raar! no, that's not right....mooo! no, that aint right neither. got it ooo-
when suddenly, and despite it's innate stubborness, Nature had decided it had made a mistake and did a you-turn
...huh?.wuh?....NOOOOOOOOO!

 

by russmuffinman
3-24-12
hi trev. hey trev. wasup trev
hey guys, how's it goin?
not usually the go-to guy, or a subject of flattery, trevor's eyes start to well-up.
us lot are all going out, was wondering if you could give us a few tips?
me? really? sure whay do you need advice on?
the satus-quo resumes
FFIISSHHIINNGG!!! LOL HA HA HAAAA. HAA
WANKERS, you dirty WANKERS!

 

by russmuffinman
3-27-12
ha haaaaa! tre-
jesus, that thing's really starting to smell
i can't help it. what am i supposed to do?
seriously man, sort it
but WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOO!?

 

by russmuffinman
4-28-12
hi trev
hi jack
hang on how did you know it was me in this costume?
what costume?
seriously, fuck off
seriously, what costume?

 

by russmuffinman
5-20-12
simon's quest to feel whole again
any spare spleen mate?
you're joking right, mine's in worse condition than yours si
i don't even have one
well mine's on the end of that spear over there if you want it
err..no thanks, think i'll give it a miss
ungrateful basstard

 

by russmuffinman
5-20-12
simon! simon! i hear you're looking for a spleen
err.. not sure i want yours, is it still working anyway- hang on you're talking about yours are you! what poor soul did you take one from?
that guy over there, it's still pretty fresh
you heartless bastard!
look who's talking. say, how's dorothy these days?
a-....wa-...a-

 

by russmuffinman
9-19-12
hey johan i've had this idea that i need some advice on.. it all started last week when i wasin the butchers. i was waiting for a sausagewhen this grogeous bird walks past...
and i was just about....to............johan?
(sigh)
sorry dude, i can't get past the fish-hand thing. i'm gonna have to de-friend you on fb - you look like a freaky telly-tubby trying to steal a kitten

 

by russmuffinman
2-09-13
johan in disbelief about Trevor's hip replacement
hip?...you had ur hip replaced? really?
yeah why?
you didn't feel that something more urgent demanded ur attention?
erm...
dude! you have a fish for a hand! ....and it smells!
ah man! i forgot!

 

by russmuffinman
2-09-13
johan in disbelief about Trevor's hip replacement
hip?...you had ur hip replaced? really?
yeah why?
you didn't feel that something more urgent demanded ur attention?
erm...
dude! you have a fish for a hand! ....and it smells!
ah man! i forgot!

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