All comics by sarhall

 

by sarhall
10-25-09
What do you do when the thing you love is bad for you?
Take it in moderation.
What if it can kill you?
Make a conscience decision to never die.
No one can make that decision...
Well then i guess you're going to die for something you love.

 

by sarhall
10-28-09
Did you know that many people blame our generation for everything?
really...like what?
drugs, alcohol, violence...
hm...
what?
Did they forget who raised us?

 

by sarhall
10-30-09
Nurse Betty, I'm sorry to inform you but you're fired.
Why?
Because of Sexual Harrassment.
You come onto me, I deny you and I lose my job!
Earlier That Week...
cmon baby just one little look..
No, it's against company policy.

 

by sarhall
11-08-09
So what brings you in today?
...I would think it'd be obvious.
In order to remove the nail you will have to undergo surgery..Do you have insurance?
No I do not have insurance.
Well come back when you do.
....should've went with universal health care.

 

by sarhall
11-08-09
And in this new world evil will control everything and there will be no one to stop me!
In this new world, I will be able to fight for righteousness and regain the hope for the human race.
And it seems that we meet again, and who shall win this time?
You won the last time, it's only fair that good has its chance now.

 

by sarhall
11-10-09
One night playing a computer game, two friends get really frustrated.
Ah take that! Die!
I just insta-killed you!
Oh no only one life left, too bad I just a bazooka! Bam!
Ah thats was my last life!
I killed you! And you thought you had me!
sometimes I just want to kill him for real, my dad does have a gun!

 

by sarhall
11-10-09
Eat me!
I am hungry, but if i eat this i will gain weight and johnny will dump me.
Candance why are you in sweat pants?
because i ate half a piece of bacon this morning and I am fat! Johnny is going to hate me.
Hey Johnny, are we still going out tonight?
Not with you looking like that, now go work out and maybe we can date when you aren't fat.

 

by sarhall
11-13-09
People want to complain about not having healthcare, yet they dont sign up for anything available for them.
Some people think it will make them look poor if they sign up for them.
Yet they wont go out looking for jobs that would help provide them with insurance?
Most of the jobs that are available require skill and education.
Well then they need to go get skill and education instead of wanting the government to provide them with healthcare all of the sudden.
The government already does, it's called medicaid and medicare.

 

by sarhall
11-13-09
Why is this the only way to be acouple?
Whats wrong with this?
Or this?..It is your own personal opinion and morals that say it's wrong, not theirs.

 

by sarhall
11-13-09
Late one night a young girl was found brutally murdered, the cops found DNA and caught the killer, he confesses to killing her out of boredom.
The girls family is in shambles and are just glad to have the murder caught.
And tonight, the tragic story of a young girl who was brutally murdered by her pimp in the towns first prostitution and drug scandal.
It is a horrible truth for the family of young Samantha.

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