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by sauceman1
4-06-03
The adventures of Bad Comedy Squirrel!
I touched my doodle last night.
Really?
Yeah. And my nuts too!
...
I'm a squirrel. Get it? Nuts, squirrel, HAHA!
... fuck you.

 

by sauceman1
4-06-03
...
What's with those fucking eyebrows...

 

by sauceman1
4-06-03
I am so sophisticated... Just Look at my beret...
I am the epitome of high class. I mean, I sip wine. How fucking high class am I?
TROOOOOOOOOOUT!

 

by sauceman1
4-06-03
Fight Club 2: Jesus Club...
The first rule of Jesus club is you do not talk about jesus club.
The second rule of Jesus club is you do NOT TALK ABOUT JESUS CLUB.
t3h Funn3h = Ab53nt...
When someone says stop or goes limp, the Jesus is over...
I can tell from your nappy that you're already limp...

 

by sauceman1
4-06-03
Hi little boy, I'm Brad Pitt. You might remember me from such movies as 'Snatch' and 'SE7EN'...
I'm here to talk to you today about the danger of peadophiles...
So... If you'd just like to come with me to that public toilet block over there...

 

by sauceman1
4-06-03
Do you think i could ever be as cool as you, Sauceman?
Sorry Pen_Pen, but you just suck too much.
So i'm destined to be a little bitch forever?
Yeah, I'm afraid you whinge too much. But say Hi to... a guy that I know...
Hi, I'm Brad Pitt. Wanna come with me to that Public Toilet block over there?...

 

by sauceman1
4-06-03
Pen Pen and Sauceman discuss the upcoming Radeaon 9800 Pro
OMG! The Radeon 9800pro is gonna be so 1337!
As if you could afford one
True. I could always trade my computer in for one, and even throw in Creedy's HDD aswell!
No way, that'd decrease the value of your computer!
HAHAHA! Creedy's HDD is SO Gh3Y!!1 OMGLOL!
OMGLOLROLFEL!11!

 

by sauceman1
4-06-03
Panties...
Thermal expansion...

 

by sauceman1
4-07-03
Afterwards...
Forgive me lord, for I have sinned...
... All through my pants.

 

by sauceman1
4-07-03
Pen_Pen has entered #animeinferno
Oh sweet mother of fuck...
What?
For fuck's sake Pen_Pen... It was funny when YRD did it... but this is...
What?
Jesus christ...
These fishnet stockings really go with my eyes...

 

by sauceman1
4-08-03
Sauceman and YRD9000 create a feindish plan...
Sauceman: Let's swap names and fuck up o_scroll and Pen_Pen!
YRD: Ok!
Sauceman get's to work on o_scroll:
YRD: o_scroll, You want to marry me in my schoolgirl scrossplay! /smokes trout
o_scroll: No way. I'm not gay.
YRD takes Pen_Pen to the cleaners:
Sauceman: Pen_Pen... FUCK YOU!!!
Pen_Pen: God i'm a little whore bitch...

 

by sauceman1
4-08-03
Sauceman read's o_scroll's comic
wtf?

 

by sauceman1
4-08-03
Pen_Pen stops by
Hi. I'm Pen_Pen.
Sauceman arrives
BURN!
Meep...
One blast of Sauceman's Eye-Beam later...
I am the 1337 in #madman.

 

by sauceman1
4-08-03
Sauceman enters #madman to find Pen_Pen and Fai_Lo up to no good...
Sauceman: Hey guys... WHAT THE HELL??!
Pen_Pen: That's right Fai! LAY DOWN AND TAKE MY WHIP YOU BITCH! OH YEAH!
Sauceman: Oh Jesus... Sorry...
Pen_Pen: Oh Fuck...
* Sauceman has left #madman
Fai_Lo: What was that?
Pen_Pen: uh... Nevermind, just lay back down, I haven't finished with you...

 

by sauceman1
4-08-03
I just put a carrot up my arse. It feels good.
...
I think it's stuck... oh jesus... and to make it worse I really need a shit...

 

by sauceman1
4-20-03
hey oogi!
XP
uh...
XP
What comic... or anytying else for that matter would be complete without a token black dude?
Hi, My names Frank. I'll be your Token Black guy for this comic.

 

by sauceman1
7-04-03
Scroll switches on SBS
scroll: this movie is chinese and has naked men
sauce: ...
And is greeted with something... gayish
scroll: MEN. NUDITY + MEN
sauce: ...
We knew it all along.
scroll: IM TAPING THIS
sauce: Whatever floats your boat dude...

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