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by sayonara
9-21-01
Enter ye a new thread...
p43@r me 4 i 0wn u!!!
ffs.
...how predictable.
i i$ 1337!!!
I hope you're looking for free accounts, n00b.
Justice is served.
don't flame meeeeee....!
Heh.

 

by sayonara
9-21-01
Hook...
Sorry honey, Mr computer is not well.
But daaaaad, I want to get my e-mails!!!
...line...
I've phoned AOL - they promised to get back to me.
ffs.
...and sinker.
Why don't you watch TV?
Why don't you move to NTFS and install a damned AV already?

 

by sayonara
9-21-01
The problem.
Do you want to uninstall Windows Y / N?
Not really, no.
The nightmare.
An error of type #1209-678E.0003 has occurred.
No kidding.
The solution.
I was only joking.... argh!
Eat Linux, you b@stard thing

 

by sayonara
9-21-01
Feed the squirrel, man!
All park and no PA make sayonara something something...
nuts?
Feed the squirrel already!
Exiled into RL. Oh the embarrasment. Oh the boredom. Woe is me.
nuts?
Forget it.
That cloud looks like a roid.
nuts?

 

by sayonara
9-21-01
Oh dear.
I have come for your soul.
B0ll0x.
Quick, think!
I can wait forever, y'know.
Look, Bill Gates is drinking cyanide!
Leggit!
Ooooh! Where?
Sucker!!!!!!

 

by sayonara
9-21-01
Dear creation....
huh?
...I am changing jobs, and can no longer write the strip...
but I just paid off my car!?
...goodbye forever.
nooooo!!!!!

 

by sayonara
9-22-01
WTF?
WTF?
Alriiiight! You're exactly like me!
Alriiiight! You're exactly like me!
Double for church....
Double for diamond heist...

 

by sayonara
9-22-01
Wotcha Chief!
'Sup?
Want me to rescue you? Cos I could, y'know.
Hmm. Do I want to be rescued by an 9 foot tall kangaroo with a weapon that hasn't even been invented yet?
I ain't no hallucination, m8. I is for real.
Remind me again why I'm up here?

 

by sayonara
9-23-01
Spinner, what ARE you wearing?
hero
weirdo
Spandex, with a cheeky little Y-front number.
Riiiiiiiight. When do I get paid?
mmm feels good...

 

by sayonara
5-19-02
woo! Hi Sky!
Hello Sayo. Whatcha doin'?
smokin'
pheughhh
want a toke on my ass?
OK, whose gimmick is this?

 

by sayonara
5-19-02
I rawk!
And that's why I should put you in my strips?
Pretty much, yeah.
Sorry, but I only make strips about the PA celebs.
But look at meh flaming ass!
Let me get my camera.

 

by sayonara
5-19-02
Welcome back, Sayo.
Thanks for seeing me again, Kura.
OK - let's talk angle. This 99.997% thing is new, right?
Sure is.
So what does it mean?
It's a lot funnier if only I know.

 

by sayonara
5-19-02
OK... but really, what does it mean?
I will give you a clue. You would never guess it from looking at my big red flaming ass.
............?
Look at meh flaming ass.
Maybe we should go over your catchphrases again.
Woo! Yay!

 

by sayonara
5-19-02
...so I said, "Let's go over your catchphrases", and then he just would not shut the fuck up.
Yes, but he has a nice ass.
Well, Sky - you have convinced me.
I only noticed because Yahwe pointed it out.

 

by sayonara
5-19-02
Sayo, quick! Kura wants you in his new strip
woooooo!
Come on, he might not wait for us
Ass check, if you please.
You are ON FI-YAH!
I sure am. To the fagmobile!

 

by sayonara
5-19-02
...and oh it was just great. And so professionally made... you should do it some time, I think you would really like it, but maybe not as much as I did, and...
...ah...I...
...and there were canopes, and free samples of this stuff for bunions, and the shoot itself only lasted like 5 minutes, and Kura said I was a natural, and he wants to do a series, and...
How tall are you?
...and.................. ! ... Where did I put my webcam?
Wooooo!

 

by sayonara
5-20-02
Yahwe, where are your pants?
Hey Sky - Sayo borrowed them for the shoot with Kura.
Aren't you worried his ass might ruin them?
Not really no.
...
He's very tall.

 

by sayonara
5-20-02
Woo! Yay! That strip was a blast!
Hey Sayo.
Kura Kura Kura Kura - when are you going to make another?
When I've finished cleaning up in here.
I thought there was something different - what happened to the brimstone?
I put it in a bag and told Sky to take it to Yahwe's house.

 

by sayonara
5-20-02
OK, so when I see Sayo, I'll ask him to send your pants back.
Thanks Sky - and cheers for dropping by. It gets quite lonely in the ivory tower sometimes.
Yes well, must be going...
Wait a minute, what's that under your... coat?
Surprise!
Kura's brimstone? Noooooo! My beautiful home!

 

by sayonara
5-20-02
Well done Agent Sky - the destruction of Yahwe's Ivory Tower will ensure our coming victory.
Yeth, marthtuh!
Without the secret of the tower, Yahwe will surely crumble before the might of the trolls.
Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh-huh!
Now go, my pretty! Go and complete your mission!
Wheeeeee! One "Innocent Question" thread coming right up!

 

by sayonara
5-20-02
Thanks for letting me stay over while the Ivory Tower is debrimstoned, Sayo.
No problem, Yahwe old chum. I suppose you'll be wanting your pants back too.
If you've finished with them. You don't mind if I use your PC do you?
Not at all! I'm just going to find the Febreze.
Sky - Innocent Question #11: Who took my nickers? Eh? Eh?
Oh good God, no.... WHAT'S MY DAMNED GD PASSWORD?

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