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by schitzomegz
12-07-03
Hey, Josh!
Hey! How's it going? Man have I had a weird day...
...and I had no idea what to do because she was all up on my balls...
He is a tumor on the homicidal rage part of my brain.

 

by schitzomegz
12-07-03
Hey, V, I wonder if I should stick my finger in here...
*sigh*
Oops.
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Hi, Jen? Megan's stupid. It's reached crisis proportions.

 

by schitzomegz
12-07-03
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WAIT! Do you guys have any OTHER friends that are juniours?!
*sigh*

 

by schitzomegz
12-07-03
With the continuing Jewett construction...
WHAT is happening over there?!
Ugly. Ugly is happening on an epic scale.

 

by schitzomegz
12-07-03
Hey, Ryan, how's it go--
Can't talk, Flora. I've got to run and pick up this HUGE overstuffed package in New Hackensack's Receiving office. See you later. Bye!
--ing?
WHOOSH
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Overstuffed package? Sounds like something I'd like to pick up in receiving.

 

by schitzomegz
12-08-03
Aw, yeah, man, Ryan, don't worry about it.
Ben, do you understand that when you come back, I'll have a GUEST?
I'm sure we'll all get along great! I'll bring back cheese, man. Everyone loves cheese.
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Sweet mother of God, if he comes in I'm gonna shoot myself.

 

by schitzomegz
12-08-03
Sean, don't you miss how when we were younger everything was so much easier, so much more innocent?
Exactly. Everyone is so jaded now.
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Yeah, in kindergarten you're thinking "touchy, touchy, sexy, sexy."
Don't touch me.

 

by schitzomegz
12-08-03
That's so disgusting. They better come back and do it.
I'm gonna make them do it!
"throw?!"
I'm giving them a bit longer before I go and THROW some HELL in their room.
A bit later...
How heavy could this really be?

 

by schitzomegz
12-08-03
You're a sexy beast.
I'm going to have to go home...
...and masturbate.

 

by schitzomegz
12-08-03
Keep in mind that the bunny is an artistic represenation of Meg...
You're a sexy beast.
I'm going to have to go home...
...and Victoria doesn't actually spend all her free time masturbating.
...and masturbate.

 

by schitzomegz
12-08-03
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If anyone finds my motivation, please return it to me before finals start...thanks.

 

by schitzomegz
12-11-03
What's your paper about, Meg?
Sexuality development. Robin, if it weren't for those damned homosexuals, heterosexuals, bisexual, and asexuals I wouldn't have to write this shit.
So basically, anyone who's sexual in any way can blow me.
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Wha?

 

by schitzomegz
12-17-03
beep beep beep
Maki, your computer is pretty cool.
Maybe I should get one. It does a lot of things for the money you paid.
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*sigh*
It spanks ASS!

 

by schitzomegz
1-25-04
In EMT training we learned that people who are having a heart attack should bear down.
What the fhe fuck does that mean?? If I were having a heart attack I'd be screwed.
What?!
You know. Bear down. Like when you're using the bathroom.
Oh. Yes I see how that'd be helpful...
So basically, "bear down" means "clench your sphinxter."

 

by schitzomegz
1-25-04
How'd you do with that paper you pulled the all-nighter on?
I got a B+...
That's awesome!
Yeah but the professor was a real asshole about it. All of his comments were like "Well that sounds unethical to me!" What am I supposed to say to that?!
What were you talking about in your paper?
Oh. I was talking about killing people.

 

by schitzomegz
1-25-04
You know what? Fire alarms RULE!
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What happened to Jess?
Jess who?

 

by schitzomegz
2-09-04
The Big Breast Book? What course is that for?
It's actually really interesting, Jillian. It's the Biopolitics of Breast Cancer. We study things like...
...things like size distribution and hand to breast ratios!
Sean...
Note to self: stop talking.
...I feel that you really don't know about size distribution.

 

by schitzomegz
2-09-04
Yeah, anyway, so you enjoy the class, Katie?
It's pretty good. I enjoy the politics more than the bio, but it's interesting.
I love the bio! Just grab my chest and grope and kneed, grope and kneed!
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Note to self: listen to previous "notes to self."

 

by schitzomegz
2-09-04
What do you think of those new Dunkin' Donuts cup tops?
They're interesting. I can't turn them upside down without leaking though.
They're pretty high though. I imagine that they'd work well when driving.
Yeah. I've noticed the carring, very much more easy.
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by schitzomegz
2-15-04
I have these weird cramps in my crotch.

 

by schitzomegz
2-22-04
Celebrating Jess's birthday with drunken karaoke at the Dutch and random guy, Gene
Hey, my name is Gene. Let me buy you a drink!
Thank you! My name is Jess. It's my birthday today!
Really? Cool! So you're an Aquarius, huh?
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HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

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