All comics by searme

 

by searme
8-17-02
urglllgnagnagrlll
My balls are itching, care for a scratch ?
URF PATABOOM AGAGBRMLBROOMBROOM HAGAGAGADRLLL, HAAAAAAAAAAA, GAAAAAAAAAAAA, PFF, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
did you have a new haircut ?
CHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bless you, porno stu shows respect for such powerful blow

 

by searme
8-17-02
frame1
now where is my eyeliner when I need it
Thy dominion has ended, gullible god of goodness and life, no longer shall you roam this earth, forever will you beg for mercy, while my minions will devour your souls
frame2
Tea for two and two for tea, me for you and you for me...
Oh, there it is
frame3
boooooooohooooooo
and did you know my mom makes better cookies then yours

 

by searme
8-18-02
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¿
I think those toothpaste commmercials go too far
exactly my thought

 

by searme
8-18-02
Hey there sweety, wanna go upstairs for some sucky sucky ???
one minute and I will be free again...
So, are you ready ?
??????
Aaah, the spell is broken, at last. Say, when are you going to start to suck my dick like you promised, huh???

 

by searme
8-22-02
50 cents to meet the moron with the yellow shirt
I hope it's worth it

 

by searme
8-23-02
on the nonsense forum
let's see if they replied yet
refresh
I'm afraid to look
no new messages
my life has no meaning

 

by searme
8-24-02

 

by searme
8-24-02
A good nights' rest, the morning sunshine, the birds singing, the fresh air, I feel already much better
ring
hello,
wake up idiot, this is still your dream

 

by searme
8-24-02
maybe I should talk to my psychiatrist
Excuse me, but I don't have an appointment, can I still see the doctor?
Yes, you may proceed sir, there's still an empty bin

 

by searme
8-24-02
Next please
Well doc, my life just feels empty lately , and everything seems to be against. I cry myself to sleep every night and this is going on for days now, and...
Sir, please quit talking to my wax statue and come overhere, I don't have all day

 

by searme
8-24-02
Sir, lay down that hammer and have a seat, make it yourself comfortable
You know what ?, maybe it would be better for you to stand up, it gives an extra dimension to the therapy
Now tell me, what is bothering you my friend
The fact you are the only one calling me friend

 

by searme
8-24-02
I always try to keep up the good mood, but people always try to make me feel bad, and make fun of me, calling me names and say that if I'd kill myself, it would be a relief for them
I see...
have you ever heard someone say to you: hey idiot, lassie is on tv this night, don't kill yourself, you don't have the money for a funeral
no I haven't
I'm smarter then you, have a gorgeous wife, I'm rich enough, and you're gonna make me even richer, so don't kill yourself too soon, cryboy
snif

 

by searme
8-27-02
And every night you're having that same dream again ? I would pay to not be in your place

 

by searme
10-01-02
Why are you always insulting me like that, I thought you would help me
It's called shock-therapy moron, you need some self-insurance
And it's already working... you... you... terrible man, wait untill I lay my hands on you
Good, good, it betters every second
btw, when was the last time you had sex, with a real girl ?
uf

 

by searme
10-02-02
So there is the problem, how about giving a boost to your love life
please do not use the L-word in my presence
Put that knife down and go eat some pussy. People are sex and sex makes happy, Freud had it all worked out.
But why should I take his view of life as the right one?
Did you ever see a picture of him in a trashbin with a nail in his head.
You got me there, I'll give it a try.

 

by searme
2-14-03
in the morning
oh what a bright new day it is, I wonder what joyfull things are going to happen to me today
now where was I, what did I do yesterday ?
Oh yes I had been weeping and crying about my miserable life for the entire day
5 minutes later
sigh

 

by searme
6-18-03
This is the end, my dearest friend
Failed at every aspect of life, no need to keep the ship floating if it's destined to sink
I will hammer myself into eternity, this sad story that started the day I was born will finally come to an end
ringgg
Good news, you finally got the job you applied to and always wanted, you can start tomorrow right away !
nothing ever goes my way

 

by searme
6-22-03
company went bankrupt only 2 days after I started working there, I should've chosen a job with more security
...the fourteen your old declared instantly that his dad has been ...
I failed every subject in school, I had better taken sth more within my capabilities, should've known better
not even mentioning my friends and girlfriend who left me the moment I wasn't of any use anymore for them, I should've seen it coming, should've known better
...and statistics show that hammering nails in your head is possible the least effective way to commit suicide these days, even worse then slitting your wrists
I always make the wrong decisions

 

by searme
6-04-04
yes ?
you know, I've been thinking, Pancratius never carried a sword as far as I know. And last time he didn't have those wings either,
so my hypothesis here tells me that I should now suspect you for his disappearance and arrest you... ???
trust no one, Dr Zeus
I'll bet my banana they won't believe me again, sigh

 

by searme
6-04-04
stop looking at me, I tell you it was there, it's just that when somebody's watching it doesn't appear you know ?
maybe you just need some rest, wouldn't that be a good idea, you've been under a lot of stress, I'm going out for a while myself
of course, leave me alone
they always leave before the end
did you miss me?
see

 

by searme
6-07-04
And so he started his quest, clearing the world of all stupidity
WHAT is your name
gnargl ?
WHAT is the common name for CH2NO3-CHNO3-CH2NO3
grafl ?
I'm afraid I'll have to brutally murder you now
¿

 

by searme
6-08-04
nobody would outrun the punishing hand of justice
I don't like your kind. Tell me, who was prime minister of the UK during the second world war?
I can't hear you
That was an easy one, you can't say I didn't give you a chance

 

by searme
6-08-04
ooh, aren't you?, yes it's you! hey, ask me a question!
mmh ok, uhm, what is the capital of Egypt
Cairo? Doh! ask me another one
forget it, you only get one chance
you won't kill me now will you...
no, I'm not a monster

 

by searme
6-11-04
young man, I'm afraid it is illegal here to carry an axe soaked in blood on the street, and you're wanted all over the country for manslaughter, you'll have to come downtown to explain things a bit
things like what?
well, I have no idea, why don't you tell me?
you don't even have a single clue?
nope
it's too easy, I don't feel appreciated

 

by searme
5-04-06
Damn those liberals, not letting us do our jobs anymore, isn't it bro?
I beg to differ
How's that
What color of socks am I wearing?
...
See

 

by searme
5-04-06
I really don't feel comfortable with this crowd
Come on dude, just relax and be yourself.
More like this?
As long as you don't ask me anything
Wrong answer, let the massacre commence.
I should've seen it coming

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