well why not, you havent been answering my calls, or my letters, or my emails, or my faxes, or my knocks on the door of your house, your work or anywhere ive followed you to. Dont you love me anymore?
Seriously guy, you are so gay...it's not even funny anymore.
Can you at least get naked for me...and maybe just touch my bum with your finger....just a little touch. like a poke even.