All comics by sirchris

 

by sirchris
2-29-04
Paladin and the goblin...
Yo shake what you up to.
trolling PotD and the witch ali
Paladin speaks out
Why are you always doing that man? Have some honor and behave yourself shake
MMA whore...
temper temper...
Man, what the hell, I am sick of all your bull! I am getting really upset now, you should behave yourself and act respectable god damnit!
I wonder when I should tell him that everyone is behind the bushes and this is shakespeare III...

 

by sirchris
2-29-04
Paladin and the goblin...
Yo shake what you up to.
trolling PotD and the witch ali
Paladin speaks out
Why are you always doing that man? Have some honor and behave yourself shake
MMA whore...
temper temper...
Man, what the hell, I am sick of all your bull! I am getting really upset now, you should behave yourself and act respectable god damnit!
I wonder when I should tell him that everyone is behind the bushes and this is shakespeare III...

 

by sirchris
2-29-04
friendly conversation
So, SemiFinal, how have you been lately?
Good, just tortur... hanging out with my good friend blackscar
inquiring leads to the truth...
Thats nice, although I feel the need to question the red substance on you. Oh, and you are carying around a sickle with the same red stuff. What the hell...
Yeah about that, we need to have a talk, you and your Anti-Alucard ways have begun to annoy me, further more your whole paladin act is growing tiresome to hear and even be around, so you have to die..
Halo conquers all.
Come on, screw with me, I am a knight of God and have a fancy halo, ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO KILL THE MAN WITH THE HALO!?
You have got to be kidding me. All I wanted to do was simply have a nice slaughter, and you have to bring your face halo into this. Fine, I am going home to worship Alucard, I'll see you in hell...

 

by sirchris
3-03-04
Chris and slowflake debate
I think Chrono Trigger is going to win it all. Crono and Magus did very well in the contest.
By all rights Sir Christopher, you could be right. However, by the stats I have gathered through these months I will have to predict that ff7 shall easily take the title and blah blah blah, blah blah.
He doesn't take comments very well
Well slowflake, thats very nice and all. But didn't you have all those stats right last time and then link lost to cloud?
... shut up
Chris and slowflake debate
I don't think slowflake likes to admit when he is wrong.
Why is he talking to a phone?

 

by sirchris
3-06-04
Evidence mounts...
So, did you see the comment about how opinions can't be argued by Red XII, correct ma'am?
Yes sir that is exactly what I saw.
...oops...
Thank you for your time ma'am. As I was saying, with the evidence of da smurf saying this in a previous topic(link given) it is obvious they are one in the same...
When am I getting my bribe?
...dead brunette walking
You are SO slain
...crap

 

by sirchris
3-06-04
a friendly chat
Yo Semi, take this chicka out back and show her how its done in the hood.
What is this bickering you speak of? I have the... oh. it involves bloodshed, why didn't you just say so, be right back...
Crime? what crime!
If I didn't see it I can say it never happened, yup...
Oh GOD THE PAIN, PLEASE, STOP, I BEG OF YOU OH KNOW NOT THE STICK AHHRGHH...
Good job semi, as always.
Always a pleasure

 

by sirchris
3-07-04
Sir Chris opens...
Good day Ladies and gentlemen of the court, today we are brought together in a most grievous event. Today we must strike back at one who has betrayed us all. A person who is full of bitterness...
and feels no remorse for what he did. Furthermore, he was too cowardly to admit it and still refuses to own up being the one, Da Smurf, Smurf, Red XII. All bastardly in his deeds.
and just declares ownage basically...
he know no limits to his heinous insults. He discourages hard work in us. He has insulted some of our best users (Forsaken) and then has the gall to say it wasn’t him.
I say there should be no limits to his punishments once he is proven guilty here today. But that is not my place, that is you, the jury’s. I shall take my seat now, God speed my jurors, God speed.
... and they are impressed
Wow, that paladin dude sure is impressive. He so didn't need to bribe me to win this case...
I am seijun and I want cooked penis ^^... er... hi ^^; yah, that was a good speech! now where is my meal! ^^

 

by sirchris
4-02-04
Sir Chris helps his fellow board members stay positive
Oh cool the contest started today, hope my pick of metal gear will pan out, I know it can upset that fat plumber.
Anything is possible, metal gear isn't trailing by that much
6 hours later....
So... how is metal gear doing?
Its down by 7,000
If you can't win fairly, suddenly contract a fatal illness
Dear CJayC, I am a 13 year old boy who has contracted a rare form of cancer. My dying wish is to have metal gear win until the elite 8, where it loses to tetris. Oh and uhh wind waker over prime too!!
Do I even want to know you are writing?

 

by sirchris
10-11-04
Trash Talk
Gr.. I am evil lnik, you suck Cloud.
Yes well my sword is bigger than yours, so hah.
And the words fly
Over compensating it would seem.
What is that supposed to mean?
It dawns on him
...
Wha- Oh. Oh! You bastard

 

by sirchris
10-14-04
Poor big cow
So what are you in for?
Causing mass suicide by not writing fanfiction.
the black wind howls...
Wow, sucks for you. I'd pray to God if I was you.
There is no need to pray to Magus, simpleton.
The truth is revealed
Social disorder?
No, I just don't like you.

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