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by slayerjon
4-09-01
On a dark and stormy night in Dallas
I have a phallic for a head.
mmmmm chode ....
Spring Break 2001 - Cancun
I remember spring break, I got wasted and had so much chode.
Meanwhile back in rural Toronto Jon prepares for a night on the town ...
Catholic girl schools have turned me into a tight lesbian.
Bling ! Bling !

 

by slayerjon
4-09-01
Jon wakes up to find himself in a strange new land
I'm Britany Spears!
What am I doing here in slut land?
Ghetto!
I'm a virgin!
Bling! Bling!
So much for the mickey mouse club
I will never live up to the ideal perfect woman, so i will drown by sorrows with cookie dough!
Panty shot, at least its not another nipple slip.

 

by slayerjon
4-09-01
Jon finds himself in another awkward postition
Yo man!
Yo man!
No not that type of position
Yo man!
Yo Man!
Tv knows all
Warning!!! This comic makes no sense.
Bling Bling

 

by slayerjon
4-09-01
Good things come to those who wait.
Bling!

 

by slayerjon
4-10-01
I wish I was drunk.
That fart was juicy.
Your mother's a whore
How humiliating.
Bling! Bling!

 

by slayerjon
4-10-01
From neccessity
This old man is holding me back.
To imagination
Time to die, I will devise an overly elaborate plot to terminate his life force.
Bling!
That's Jon Innovation
Or I will just use my strange mental dealee powers.
Blarg! I am slain.

 

by slayerjon
4-11-01
Go to
Because of you I have a cold
Hrm I'm Dean, so I am better then you, you no longer concern me
hell
Thanks for wrecking my life with your virus of death and porn music videos
may be i need more gyros
Dean !
I feel like shit
What are you complaining about, I'm rich!

 

by slayerjon
4-14-01
Jon phones Dell for the 10th time
So you need a file huh?
Yes I've already told you that!
Lies, Lies, & more Lies!
Well we have the file but I cant give it to you. You have third party hardware so I refuse to help!
WTF are you talking about, give me the file I know you have it and it will fix my computer.
Go to hell you texan hick
AHAHAHHA Thanks for phoning dell have a nice day.
If I could kick you in the nuts I would. Thankgod for russion file backup sites :)

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