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by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
Remember kids...
Just say no...
To thermonuclear flatulence
Bugger.

 

by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
New York City in flames...
...saved by Kurt's nuclear flatulence.
Cheers! : D

 

by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
Hey Stray. What you got there?
Alwight Kurt. Is the Chuffin' final bill from British Telescum innit.
You gonna be alright paying that off?
Shouldn't think so. There's only one thing for it.
Oh fuck, here we go again.
ARMAGEDDON CHEESECAKE WAGON DEATH!

 

by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
*ding dong!*
Yes? What is it?
71M3 4 j00 70 |)13, fag0rt!
JeffK! 1337!
C|-|33®$!

 

by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
*ding dong*
Hello?... oh, shit, Toby!
Kurt? WTF are you doing at Stray's place?
TO BE CONTINUED
Umm...
...!

 

by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
Toby.
Stray.
Like, come in.
...
TO BE CONTINUED. FAG0RT!
ARGH! Oh my GOD!

 

by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
In the lounge...
Well Kurt got fed up of having light bulbs exploding all the time, so he took the roof off with a huge nuclear guffer.
What the cunt happened here?!
Ionno.
Well what if it rains?
In the hall...
Shit, this is bad. I'd better call Hawx. He'll know what to do.
(Kurt in Lounge) There's bird shit everywhere. Cool! :D

 

by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
On the phone
*squeek*
Hello, Hawx? It's Toby!
Hey man. Jeez, glad I don't have a videophone. If only you could see what I was wearing right now.
*SQUEEK*
Vex! Noooooooooo!

 

by slinkyskunk
9-16-01
All was quiet in Stray's House, Sheffield.
With Toby dead, and with Hawx several hundred miles away in a bondage penguin suit, Kurt could continue his ceiling guffing career in style.
God help us all. (END!)
(Kurt) Fair play. Cheers! :D

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
JESUS CHRIST!
Wha'?! Where?!
Haha! Laters, stupid.
:o(
God hates me.

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
Hey Jesus
Little Girl! Get me down from here, please!
What's in it for me?
...you what? I am the son of God, little girl! For helping me you will be allowed thru the gates of heaven when you die!
Cheapskate. Laters.
God hates me

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
Jesus!
Christ!
...
...
Sucks to be us, huh?
God hates me.

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
Let's dance...
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues...
Let's sway...
Christ, it hurts.
This is turning into ashfieldonline.com or some shit. Oh, and God hates me. Cheers.

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
#UK... with Kytheraen and Cabbit.
I've got the 'orn!
Nice.
...
...I am Kaizer Soze.
Let me ride your phallic head.
'kay.

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
Kytheraen turns to God for advice
Jesus, I have the horn... terminally. If I don't get sex soon, I will die.
I hear you, my child.
...so, you wanna fuck or what?
I'd love to, but I've been bleeding to death on this cross for weeks now.
Faggot.
God hates me.

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
Like, 'sup. I'm that John guy that Kyth's always banging on about banging in her LiveJournal.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world, and I'll show you why in just a minute.
John, I'm an attractive nympho and I require you for hot and hard sexual intercourse RIGHT NOW.
What I tell ya?
Stop thinkin' and get pokin'.

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
Kyth, I have come for you.
Argh! Grim Reaper! He's gonna kill me!
No, it's Hawx. I'm being goth as fuck. And I'm not going to kill you.
Phew. Nice getup. Whaddaya mean then, you've come for me?
I've just come.... for you.

 

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
Cunt.

 

by slinkyskunk
4-12-02
Aaahhhh...
CHOO!
Hee.

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