All comics by soonerhoosier1

 

by soonerhoosier1
4-27-06
Hey, there's that pet goat that caused me all that trouble in Florida. Lousy goat caused all my problems. I ain't gonna talk to him.
For one thing, I'm pissed off at him. For another thing... he's a goat. For another thing, Karl told me that Nixon went crazy at the end & went around talkin' to paintings.
So... how you been?

 

by soonerhoosier1
4-27-06
Well, Hell's Bells! If it ain't Mallard Fillmore. Man, you crack me up.
Come with me, Mallard. I need you to kick somebody's ass. This guy caused all my problems.
Quack.

 

by soonerhoosier1
4-28-06
What a beautiful night. Think I'll take me a little stroll before I turn in.
???
George Dubya Buuuush. I'm the ghost of The Pet Gooooaaat. You sent Mallard Fillmore, the neocon duck, to murder me. I'm here to haunt you for the rest of your daaaaayys.
heh-heh-heh-heh. Get in line, buddy.

 

by soonerhoosier1
5-02-06
It looks like you are planning to invade Iran.
Office Assistant can help you plan your invasion. First, tell us how you plan to invade................. 1. Shock and Awe 2. Massive influx of Ground Troops..... 3. Tactical Nukes
It's hard work makin' all these decisions. I'm gonna change my Office Assistant to this rugged lookin' individual.

 

by soonerhoosier1
5-05-06
This just in... Porter Goss has just resigned as director of the Central Intelligence Agency.
We have no idea why. We now return you to full coverage of Patrick Kennedy's fender bender.
Oh, Jeffy. Porter's been a bad boy.

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