"Number 1, step forward! Hey! This is a lineup, not a lounge!"
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| I only brought this knife 'cause I can't find my ax -- wait, is that it? | |
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| Sir, I just gave birth to this ax! Are you my mother? | |
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| Wait -- is this the audition? I didn't get my sides! What's the line? | |
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| "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker!" That got me a role as Corpse #4 on Law & Order: Criminal Intent. | |
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| I got your keys RIGHT HERE! | |
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