All comics by stephen12345

 

by stephen12345
12-11-01
Hello. I have feet for ears.
That you do. Could I please shoot you?
No! Now I show you my backside!
And I as well.
And thus ends the story of the Cowboy and the thing with feet for ears.

 

by stephen12345
12-11-01
Why hello, I am a talking elephant.
And I am an elf. I have a present for you, please turn around.
I hope its a girl!
Good god! Where is you ass?
Why must you condemn me so?
Look what your asslessness has done to me! I am forced to return to my Confederate ways.

 

by stephen12345
12-11-01
At last, you have arrived.
I am here now. Though I have a slight cramp in my neck.
Perhaps I could assist you?
Please, before all remaining time has passed.
I don't understand.

 

by stephen12345
12-11-01
One day, near the moon...
Hello. I dont very well resemble Jo, but I shall be referred to as her for the remainder of the comic.
I am the magical Dog on Ball. Fear me!
I shall not stand for the ugly likes of you.
Do you worst woman. If need be I will urinate uncontrollably.
Behold, my true form! I sense you are frightened.
I am ever so frightened.

 

by stephen12345
12-11-01
Greetings all! I am a superhero!
What do they call you? I'd like know before you are shot with this shooting device I have in my hand.
Captain Penis of course. Cant you tell by the penis-like object I bear on my chest?
Its all beginning to make sense now.
Now I must despose of you, you filthy anus!
Please do not insult my people.

 

by stephen12345
12-11-01
Will Ryan score?
Hello, I'm Ryan!
Hey ryan! Can I see your "baseball bat"?
What's this?
No sorry, I bat for the other team.
HUH?
The truth is spoken.
Hey there Rupert, you sexy thang!
Heey hot stuff

 

by stephen12345
12-11-01
MEET HOLLY AND HOLLY.
I'm Holly!
I am also Holly!
THEY ARE TWINS. FIGHTING TWINS.
We're the fighting twins!
We're the fighting twins!
A GOOD QUESTION.
Hey, do you think those twins ever have sex with each other?
Don't ask me, I'm just a skeleton.

 

by stephen12345
12-13-01
OUCH!
Whats the matter Petey?
I ran my face into a wall again.
You idiot.
Is it just me or are you a talking Christmas tree?
Its you.

 

by stephen12345
12-18-01
Oh my, it looks like the plane is gonna crash.
Damn. What should we do?
I dont know, but I definately don't want to die in these lame clothes.
Huh?
There we go. Thats much better...hey where ya goin?
...

 

by stephen12345
12-18-01
What do you want?
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Sigh...not another lame "h4x0r.
d4mn
j00 r pwn3d, b17ch
i sux0rz

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