All comics by stickyshoes

 

by stickyshoes
8-19-02
The Last Temptation of Ralph...
How dare you murder people?
Why?
Murder is a sin.
So?
I died for your sins!
You're not dead YET.

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
The Birth of Bad Blood
Loser
Um, hello? A little help here!
I'm Asian. He he he.
I guess that makes me dinner.
So I say, "I'll be on the porch since you're already on the cross"
Oh no he di in't

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
You like pussy too?
No.
What's the deal with airplane peanuts?
You like nuts too?
Yes

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
The Devil and the Dirty Asian part 1
so you sell your soul for round eyes
oh you so funny devil man
come on give me your soul...i'll suck yo cock
me asian girl me love it long time
dada da da dah!
you boring slut, you're one stereotype after another
you go now, you been here four ouer

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
Damn! What took you so long? I've been here for days.
Jews!
This is GOD! You must go to Pharoh and tell him to let your people go!
JEWS!
By Morning Father McAllister changed back to his day-wear...
Jews!
Jews!

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
So I says what do you mean my vagina smells....anyway to make a long story short it was olive loaf
like wow...olive loaf
What you doing squirrell?
I don't know what the fuck are you doing?
Touche
I would so suck his cock,

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
I bet your parents ignore you, I bet you don't like that do you
sometimes...its like you have a window into my soul
This could be love....you...and I
It could be....I guess
Or..I could jerk off while you stick a thumb up your ass while you speak blasphemy...what da ya say champ
I'd be crazy not to.

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
Hey don't quit your day job...loser
He's right I am a loser. Fuck you santa, fuck you daddy, fuck you all
So what happened here
Well it's really a funny story....you know when your cat is bleeding and it wont stop
damn you a hard nigga
No listen here, no dough no blow

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
Great fights in time
I'll fuck you uo sicko bunny
I'll fuck you up Pimp
I'll crucify you Jesus of Nazareth
You talk a big game Satan, but whose laughing now
I'm gonna fuck you like a vietcong whore
If Ihad a nickel for everytime I heard that

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
If little asian girls with wild imaginations, lesbian tendencies, and a nicotine addiction decided what each year meant on the Chinese calendar
2001 year of killer squirrel
2002 year of missing school girl
2003 year of cancer

 

by stickyshoes
8-20-02
No, I don't "dig it". Now give me my pants back!
I love dragon dick!

 

by stickyshoes
8-21-02
So, I just came back from Nazareth the other day...
(Applause) Yeah, Nazareth!!!!
That's funny. People always feel the need to clap when ever a comedain talks about something familiar.
(applause) Familiar!!!
I just got crucified the other day...
(silence)

 

by stickyshoes
8-21-02
Yeah that's it. Pray to your pagan god.
Please lord, let Jimmy live.
Jesus 1, Owl God 0
I'm still here!
Jimmy

 

by stickyshoes
8-21-02
Gary's trip went from bad to worse...
I think the acid is kicking in
I don't like this
I think I just swallowed my tongue

 

by stickyshoes
8-22-02
This fall two Asian girls talk about life, love, and cock in the new sitcom." You been here four hour" Sometimes in order to laugh at ourselves, we need to laugh at Asians first
His penis was chow fun
More like no fun HA HA!
This fall two Asian girls talk about life, love, and cock in the new sitcom." You been here four hour" Sometimes in order to laugh at ourselves, we need to laugh at Asians first
His penis was chow fun
More like no fun HA HA!
This fall two Asian girls talk about life, love, and cock in the new sitcom." You been here four hour" Sometimes in order to laugh at ourselves, we need to laugh at Asians first
His penis was chow fun
More like no fun HA HA!

 

by stickyshoes
8-22-02
So where's you're Jesus now
Oh I am so sick of you throwing that in my face
See Los Angeles you say. Boston is boring you say. Hey check out the sky line you say. There always this many muslims on a plane you say.
You know if we survive this we are so through.
I'm like fuck you Allah you'll never take me alive..
What happened?

 

by stickyshoes
8-23-02
Think about it. Why would anyone confuse me for you?
Because you and I are the same person!
What!! You watch too much TV man. It's because I stole your credit cards.
Can I at least have my pants back?
No.
I am Jack's soiled underwear

 

by stickyshoes
8-26-02
Work the ho, take the dough. Dig?
Ho ho ho. I mean Dig.
Ho! You like to party?
I wonder if he knows I'm really a man.
Prostitution, indecent exposure, public masterbation. These are serious offenses... .
You forgot elf beating. That's my favorite.

 

by stickyshoes
8-27-02
Come on son. It's your time.
Come inside the light.
Is this heaven?
Welcome to Heaven. Here, everyone is just like you.
I'm in Hell.

 

by stickyshoes
9-04-02
This fall on the WB, Jesus, a woman who looks like a man, and a baby are in jail. I smell sitcom.
Well its pretty simple open your mouth..and kind of move back and forth with your head.
Well I appreciate the invite Jesus and all...and I know this is prison...but I got a baby to take care of.
Can a nigga get a table dance
I like the way you think crabby...rub my balls with the babies head.
Jesus if you'er trying to shock me..well it wont work
Sometimes life throws you lemons, and you gotta makes lemonade
I ain't trying to shock you bitch, I'm trying to get my cock sucked.
Oh Jesus what are we gonna do with you.

 

by stickyshoes
9-05-02
Kids say the dardest things the asian years
My daddy says I taste like mommy hehehe!
My daddy says I fit like a gove
Have you ever eaten a dog?
If by eaten you mean given oral sex, then yes
My pussy is the new hotness
Anal sex is the new orange

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