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by stillbleeding
1-28-04
Welcome to InMotion Pictures, would you like to rent a dvd player and movie for your flight?
Look, I'm in a hurry here...just shut up and give me Pirates of the Carribean before I shove my laptop up your ass.
.........right away sir.
So I was like...."I'll give you your damn movie when I'm good and ready bitch!"
gimme food, gimme food, gimme food, gimme food

 

by stillbleeding
1-28-04
I miss her
just pick me up.....it's no big deal....she wants you to call her
3 minutes later
haha...sucker

 

by stillbleeding
1-28-04
I'm sorry phone....I must destroy you...it's for the best
oh wait!! She's calling right now!! Pick me up!! RIIIIIING
hmmm
this is too easy

 

by stillbleeding
1-28-04
Isn't Abilene just great?
It really is "your" country
what the hell was Brandon thinking? Seattle?
haha--I know!

 

by stillbleeding
1-28-04
So that's where I see myself in 5 years...
...I have an offer from a Fortune 500 company

 

by stillbleeding
1-28-04
Who are you voting for again?
Bush
oh right...

 

by stillbleeding
1-29-04
Circuit City Extended Warranty Policy:"If it's broken....it's your fault."
I spent $200 on that damn warranty
We'll see what they think of my "Don't try to rape me" policy

 

by stillbleeding
1-29-04
So here's my heart...I trust you won't hurt me
<3
why is this surprising everytime?

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