All comics by stratdollar

 

by stratdollar
11-18-09
Dear Counselor, I wanted you to know that I love you. I know we just talked yesterday but I want to marry you! Love, Gary.
Gary, we need to talk about this letter you wrote to me...
I LOVE YOU!!! LET'S GET MARRIED!!! i WANT TO KISS YOU!
Gary, I am your counselor. We cannot have that type of relationship. Let's talk about why you feel this way.
Hmmm...

 

by stratdollar
11-18-09
Dear Counselor, I wanted you to know that I love you. I know we just talked yesterday but I want to marry you! Love, Gary.
GARY, we need to talk about this letter you wrote to me...
i LOVE YOU!!! LET'S GET MARRIED!!! i WANT TO KISS YOU!
THE WRONG APPROACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you too, Gary. Let us keep meeting and then after our sessions, we can go on dates!
Ok! XOXO

 

by stratdollar
11-18-09
Counselor dude... I've smoked weed all of my life. I think I need to stop...
...pothead...
What?!
You are a pothead. Don't you think that is stupid? You are so dumb...
...rude...
Marijuana is illegal. I am going to have to report this...

 

by stratdollar
11-18-09
Counselor dude... I've smoked weed all of my life. I think I need to stop...
So you're saying that you smoke marijuana?
Yeah dude, I have a baby girl now. I need to be a good father.
You want to stop smoking marijuana because of your daughter...
I don't want to be a hypocrite when I tell her not to do drugs.
So you want to stop smoking marijuana because you don't want your daughter to do drugs, and you need help...

Showing page 1.