All comics by sugarcrash

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by sugarcrash
3-12-01
I'm worried that we may becoming too co-dependent.
Go Packers!!!

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
I wasn't going to tell you, but there's no getting around it.
WAAAAAIIIGH!!!
I'm sorry, what was I saying?

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
'Sup?!
You're an asshole. Fuck off.
Howdy.
Turn around, son, let's see some of that traction in action.

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
Hey.
Hey.
Do you have any Chap Stick?

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
It could happen.
I don't think I'm alive, though.

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
Is there a problem?
Did you know that your eyeballs are bigger than my tits?

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
Hey.
Hey.
I wet 'em.

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
Augh!
?!?
Oh, it's you...
Dumbass.

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
Do you like Britney Spears?
I'm sorry, I was thinking of something else.

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
All your base are belong to us.
Whee!
I'm sorry, I meant to say, "Gillian Anderson can eat my dog for dinner".

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
So, I finally fucking finished my book last night.
That didn't sound right, did it?
No.

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
It's all about the Benjamins.
What?

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
Can I help you?
This isn't Housewares, is it?

 

by sugarcrash
3-12-01
Year-old e-mail joke. Celebrity name-drop. "Street" phrase.
Obscure computer game reference. Pop culture pooh-pooh. Acerbic one-off.
Liberal counterpoint. Psychosomatic complaint. Whine.
Deflected sexual advance. Vague mention of preference. All your base are belong to us.
Confused introduction. Desire to commit suicide. Love poem.
Witty rebuttal. Alcohol reference. Pithy farewell.

 

by sugarcrash
3-13-01
Stay away from my girl.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Of course you don't. Just back off of my woman if you know what's good for you.
You seriously must have the wrong guy.
And I suppose she got those distinctive cross-hatch grill marks on her back from too many long hours in the car.
Look, I'm not he only flame in town, you know.

 

by sugarcrash
3-13-01
Have you seen my socks?
I wish you wouldn't do that.

 

by sugarcrash
3-13-01
Hey.
Hey.
AGAIN!!!
Jesus H. Christ!!!

 

by sugarcrash
3-13-01
So, was there anywhere else special you wanted to go tonight?
?!?
I mean, this place is nice enough I guess, but if you wanted to blow out of here, we can.
...
Who are you?

 

by sugarcrash
3-14-01
It sure was nice of Jason to take us out to lunch the other day.
It certainly was.
And the redesign of his house is coming along nicely, don't you think?
It certainly is.
Although, I don't know if I like his idea of installing machine-gun nests and death-ray towers to fend off the impending alien invasion from the south.
Yeah, I noticed that, too.

 

by sugarcrash
3-15-01
A new employee arrives at Octopus...
Hey, Horace. How's your first day so far?
Just great, Mr. Douty! Ithink I'm really going to like it here!
This is my office, you know...
Oh, yeah. I was just looking for some gum or something.

 

by sugarcrash
3-15-01
Thank you for volunteering.
Sure.
WAAAAIIIGH!!!
Medic!
It just hasn't been the same since PETA busted us and we lost the Mirage gig.

 

by sugarcrash
3-15-01
Weak conversation starter. Detached statement of social position. Involuntary gas emission.
Pop culture quip. Self-righteous complaint of slipping morals. Declaration of independence. Brief sex fantasy.
Britney Spears reference. Half-assed political opinion. Notification of state of hunger. Break in concentration.
Nostalgic film quote. Professional sports wager. Request for liquid refreshment. Small talk.
Deluded statement of paranoia. Casual mention of bank statement total. Dirty joke.
Quiet befuddlement. Nervous fear of falling objects. Waking dream. Unconsciousness.

 

by sugarcrash
3-19-01
It'll come to me, just give me a minute.
I'm quivering with anticipation.

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