Fools!!!!11111 by supernaturalcabbage10-31-03 I'M GONNA EAT j00 FOR BREKFUST!!!1 ... What. Stop staring at me. Fools. Fools.
SPATULAZZZZ!!!!11111111111 by supernaturalcabbage10-31-03 Can I buy you a spatula? ......... ......... No
Famous people suck! by supernaturalcabbage11-01-03 Fuck the world! What? Daniel Handler didn't eat my cookie.
KILLER HAIRS! by supernaturalcabbage3-01-04 He saw a hair on the ground. What are you doing? Look, a hair. Nero turns into a dog. Ken watches the hair. Extraordinary! I am now a canine. A HAIR! A HAIR!! AND THE HAIR EATS HIM!!