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by supershifty
2-14-02
I WIL KILL YUO, FOOL!!1
I, er...
PREPARE TO DIE!!@1
Did you know we are in a warehouse?
kill me...
I would if I could move!!!

 

by supershifty
2-14-02
I've come to take you to HELL!!!
Not again...
Bow down and TREMBLE!!!
Do you even know who I am?
Hell is HOT!!! Do you like it hot, mr.Ricky Martin?!? Well, DO yOU?!?!!!11@
FIRED!!!

 

by supershifty
2-14-02
eHEHEHEHEEEEE!!!!!
What the fuck are you?
I am a Pokeman!!! CATCH ME!!!
NO! You smell odd...
FIREBALL!!!!!!!!
I don't like you.

 

by supershifty
2-14-02
Must have HUMAN FLESH!!!
NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Er, you are a robot...
NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Where the white women at?
NOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

by supershifty
2-14-02
Uh oh...
Oh great, you're not preggers AGAIN are you?
Jeses hates condoms!!!
I'm a jew...
Kike...
Mr Whiskers...KILL THE DEMON WOMAN!!!

 

by supershifty
2-14-02
I, uh...I'm dying. Do you have water?
Water? WATER?!? FUCK YUO!!1
NOONE SAIS THE "W" WORD IN MY PRESENCE!!!
So, you don't have any water then?
DIEDIEDIE!!!!@!1

 

by supershifty
2-15-02
Ow...
I'm so aroused!
Can you help me?
Lemmie see that CoXoR!!!
Ok
I take it up teh ass please!!!@

 

by supershifty
2-15-02
Pip pip huzzah!!!
Moo...
What happens if I tweak your clit?
Moo?
HUZZAH!!!11@
Moo!

 

by supershifty
2-19-02
Script Creator crashed pretty hard...
So it did.
What can I do to help?
Well...
Teh eNd
SUCK MY TITTIES!!!

 

by supershifty
2-21-02
A long time ago...
Please leave me!!! I am relieving my bowels!!!
I know. I'm a dung beetle.
The plot sickens!
a DUNG beetle?
Yes, I want to roll your shit into a tightly packed ball then lay my eggs on it so that my offspring can eat it.
Stay tuned...
Can it be true? Has the prophecy been fufilled?
I like poo. It tastes grand!

 

by supershifty
2-25-02
Hey Shifty! Your comics suck!!!
Fuck you, you twat monkey. They are the COOLEST!!!
But they are so lame!!! I mean, there's nothing to them! Just some random internet slang that's been done to death.
...
OMG FAG OMG!!1@ YUO WIL DIEDIEDIEDIEDEIDEIE!!!1!!@

 

by supershifty
3-06-02
I don't know Shifty, you're really not my type.
What does that mean?
Well, I guess I don't want to have sex with you, that's what.
...
Are y-are you ok? ... Shifty? Are you ok?
I'll be teh BEST APE EVAR!!!

 

by supershifty
3-12-02
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
What you talkin' 'bout Mufasa?
But beware of the elephant graveyard,
What? You wack donky!!
For that is the home of the hienas!
That's it, you get gun!

 

by supershifty
3-16-02
GO TO MY SITE BITCHES!!!@
http://tpstudios.tripod.com/
GO TO MY SITE BITCHES!!!@
http://tpstudios.tripod.com/
GO TO MY SITE BITCHES!!!@
http://tpstudios.tripod.com/
Whore...

 

by supershifty
3-17-02
He finds himself on a spacecraft...
Huh, wha...?
Do not be alarmed...
An interesting plot twist!!@
Where are you taking me?
To my home planet of Fecalia. You will be our newest GOD!!
ZIIIIING!!!! Stay tuned for more!!!
Well...ok I guess...
Good, very good. You do realise that by "God" I mean sexual abuse toy...?

 

by supershifty
3-19-02
Hey, um...have we met before?
I don't think so...
Yes we did! At that gay bar, remember?
...
Aiiii!!!
I had to do eet!!!

 

by supershifty
3-20-02
???
XAFADFADFAF!!
please help...

 

by supershifty
3-23-02
*chitter*
What is it little fella?
Well?
Kill your family
....'k

 

by supershifty
3-23-02
How's it hanging?
My hands hurt.
Bummer. So did you watch Buffy last night?
I'm crucified on a wooden cross.
Uh huh.
I need a BJ.

 

by supershifty
3-23-02
A strange new world...
What is this place?
This is my homeworld. You are our new god! Now get to work.
No pressure.
I...don't have to go...
What? Just a moment...
Ok, go away now.
Did you bring the enema?
Shiver me timberless!!!

 

by supershifty
3-25-02
Hey buddy, can you spare a dime?
Werd to yo motha!

 

by supershifty
3-25-02
Discussion.
What?
...
Revelation.
You are useless, just useless.
XADAFAXSAD.
XADAFAXSAD.

 

by supershifty
3-26-02
hey.
Got Ice?
Pull my finger.
Is that a yes?

 

by supershifty
4-11-02
It's been a long time...
Getting from there to here.
It's been a long time...
But my time is finally near.
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!

 

by supershifty
10-16-02
LOL@PENNY ARCADE :DDD
Read my crappy comics

 

by supershifty
5-18-03
A problem arises...
There you are!
The hero is found!
We need your help! It's our new god. He's...CONSTIPATD!
The hero is also a tool...
GAMBARE!

 

by supershifty
5-18-03
Hippies make awful cops!
Says you, you hideous metal monstrosity!
It's leading up to something...
I am the latest in robot security! You don't even bathe!
Bathing habbits aside, I'm 10 times the cop you are!
It'll get funnier, just trust me.
Oh come on, if this is about that old lady...
You mean the one I'm standing on?

 

by supershifty
5-18-03
Maloy, I've got a new partner for you.
What, again? Come on chief, you know I like to work alone!
Just...just go. He's a robot, and he looks like a trash bin.
Horray...
Er, yeah, it's not funny yet. Sorry.
Now back to business!

 

by supershifty
5-18-03
get it? Cause he's jesus. LOL?
Man, That chief...I wish he'd get off his DAMN CROSS...
There you are! We've got CRIME TO FIGHT!
AHAHAHAA!!! A PUMPKIN!!!! BWAHAHAHHAA.....of man, I suck.
...please help

 

by supershifty
5-18-03
Yikes! This new series really sucks doesn't it?
Ya.
You know what would make it better?
Ya.
*Authors note : Angry Robot Opera actually sucks MORE than the aformentionned series.*
ANGRY ROBOT OPERA!
ANGRY ROBOT OPERA!

 

by supershifty
6-25-03
*PLOP*

 

by supershifty
6-25-03
S'up dog?
YO HOMMIE!!!
I have just one question.
Yes?
Is this a pimple or a boil?
It's a gummy bear.

 

by supershifty
6-25-03
I'm nor racist!
Let me please explain something...
Seriously!
My last comic was called "Frends 4 Eva". I purposely misspelled Friends and forever, because that way, it has more "black star power".
The bird doesn't speak for me!
Sieg Heil!

 

by supershifty
6-25-03
!!!
Bwahahaha!
No I-
He misspelled "NOT"!
Aw fuck.
...stupid limey.

 

by supershifty
6-25-03
Mein Kamph!

 

by supershifty
9-08-03
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
motherfucker.

 

by supershifty
9-08-03
I'm playing Star Wars Galaxies!
*beep whizz*
*hack cough shudder*
I bent my wookie!
*wheeze*

 

by supershifty
9-08-03
smith : Someone who works metal into things.
I'm going to try my hand at smithing!
btw, My last name is Smith. And yes, I am a smith.
aaah, I feel so cro-magnon!
Yes, the bird is metal. SEXY metal! Well, the cage is at least...
HUZAH!
motherFUCKER...

 

by supershifty
9-08-03
*please hang up and try your call again*
Go away.
*this is a recording*
I have to poop.
*snurkle*

 

by supershifty
9-17-03
I saw the Blair Witch!
No, I saw the Blair Witch!
I saw the Blair Witch!
No, I saw the Blair Witch!
I saw the Blair Witch!
No, I saw the Blair Witch!

 

by supershifty
9-22-03
We must escape Rose!
I know Jack! ... Jack Jack.
Rose!!! Rose Rose!
Jack! Jack Jack? Jack Jack, Jack!
What?
You're an idiot. Now draw my boobies again.

 

by supershifty
4-30-04
The evil is gone....yet remains...
The prophesy. The prophesy.
Only one shall stand before the coming tide.
He who stands alone is...
HECKLAD!
*snort*

 

by supershifty
4-30-04
Hecklad! Thank the maker you are here! There is an emergency!
What must I do?
I need you to intercept an important package addressed to the enemy.
I'm on my way!
This isn't what I signed up for...
Oh! You'll need the applicator too!

 

by supershifty
4-30-04
I love you Hecklad!
And I you, Selma Blair!
Careful! I am made of fire!
Fear not, gentle maiden, I am fireproof!
Oh dear. You however...

 

by supershifty
4-30-04
Stacy, have you noticed anything....phallic... about Hecklad?
Why no Reginald, I have no idea what you mean!
Well, that sword thing seems to be covering up either his packadge, or a rather thick turd he keeps there for fun.
Oh....I see what you mean.
So I said "That's not a growth, that's my turd-shaped cock!" Get it?
STOP.TELLING.THAT.JOKE!

 

by supershifty
4-30-04
Mike, I really love Selma Blair, but everytime I'm about to profess my undying love for her, she bursts into flames and dies. What should I do?
Have you tried not being a hideous demon-thing?
I hate you...
TAKE IT UP A NOTCH! BAM!!!

 

by supershifty
4-30-04
*sigh*
At last my evil robot army is complete. And with it, I shall destroy Hecklad and conquor the world.
Master, I made pee pee...
Me too number 53, me too.

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