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| Welome back to Animal Entertainment Television, America's most watched celebrity gossip horse****! | |
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| Tomorrow, we check in with disgraced figure skater Tonya Harding who, by all accounts is still an irritating white trash *****, and who has gained at least 90 pounds since her heyday, hasn't she Pat? | |
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| Haha, yes, she certainly looks the part now more than ever. Woo! What a day! | |
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| I'm Pat O'Brien and I'm a coke-addled sex fiend. | |
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