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That's right Mary!
Tomorrow, we check in with disgraced figure skater Tonya Harding who, by all accounts is still an irritating white trash *****, and who has gained at least 90 pounds since her heyday, hasn't she Pat?
Haha, yes, she certainly looks the part now more than ever. Woo! What a day!