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by the_red_duke
5-13-03
theres me (kai) on the left, and Figgy Pudding on the right.
Bi-latch!
Sluurpeee!
and me and spork, some of you may know him
GWAR!
GWAR!
and heres a pirate, youll be seeing a lot of him from now on.
Aaarrrrggg!

 

by the_red_duke
5-13-03
there was this girl i liked...
she sure is pretty...
and i thought we were getting along
i like you.
i like you too.
then something happened.
how are you today?
maybe i dont like you so much anymore.

 

by the_red_duke
5-13-03
what did i do?!
*weep, weep, weep, weep, weep*
maybe im just unlovable...
*weep, weep, weep, weep, weep*
life is crap
*weep, weep, weep, weep, weep*

 

by the_red_duke
5-13-03
im going to put my girl troubles aside for a while, but dont despair, theyll be back.
im going to be spending most of the rest of this month putting into pictures a story that will change your life
some of us have seen this story...ahem...spork..necroleopard...so look forward to it! more to come!

 

by the_red_duke
5-13-03
getting the story up is going to take some time, so i am going to share why i am unlovable.
i listen really well when people have problems.
very few people really listen to you.so they leave our conversation really liking me
and that "like" develops into what they think are more personal feelings.
then they really learn about me and hate me
thats how my dreams of someone to love are shattered.

 

by the_red_duke
5-14-03
hey can we talk?
sure.
what heppened between us?
natasha?
bye

 

by the_red_duke
5-15-03
lets play snaps!
ya wanna?!
ok, give me a second
come on!
ok, i got one...
...
yo mommas so fat, she went out to subway and got arrested!

 

by the_red_duke
5-15-03
what should we do for our school service project?
you ever notice how messed up our city is?
not really, no.
huh.

 

by the_red_duke
5-15-03
no, homeless people are all dirty, i dont want to help them
well, we cant think of anything else to do, want to clean up the city?
...
...
how about we organize a "homeless people clean up the city for booze" drive?
sounds good to me.

 

by the_red_duke
5-16-03
lets play snaps again!
ok, you go this time
alright here goes...
yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose!

 

by the_red_duke
5-16-03
yo mommas so fat even when cats look at her they have a seizure!
oh! snaps! ok now me!
ok.
yo mommas so slutty even the u-haul guys said "damn!"
yo mommas so fat she made elmo look green!
oh! you busted out hardcore!

 

by the_red_duke
5-17-03
its really heating up now!
yo! we gonna get it on now!
x gon' give it to ya!
yo mommas so slutty she put a band-aid on a red squirrel!
oh! snaps! i cant beat that
sure you can, try.
ok...your mommas so slutty shes like shareware and liveware combined!

 

by the_red_duke
5-19-03
snaps with necroleopard.
lets snap it up!
yo mommas so fat she took a green shit!
oh snaps!
yo mommas so hairy she baught a kumkwat and it rotted!
yo mommas so fat she opposed school integration!
yo mommas so white she fell and cracked the sidewalk!

 

by the_red_duke
5-19-03
yo mommas so hairy she put sunglasses on her poodle!
yo mommas so ugly she says "tien momoma pie"!
yo mommas so fat she wears hair roller 24/7!
yo mommas so slutty she kicked a St. bernard!
the big finale!
oh snap!
yo mommas so hairy she baught a computer with a DVD drive!

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