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BREAKING NEWS: Major Accident Downtown
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| Live from Channel 8 News, We are LIVE on the scene of the crime, Greg. I have an eye-witness who can give us more insite on how everything began! | |
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| heeeey.. so like.. it was crazy maan. Im jus' chillin on the curb right? and like, out of nowhere.. this huge f*beeep* lizard runs out into the road eats the cars!!! | |
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LIVE: Frita - Witness - Local Hooker
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| Now Greg, let me remind you that it's pure chaos.. so people are traumatized by what has happened! I have another witness with me here --- Ma'am, would you mind telling us what you saw? | |
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| OK! So like I was working the corner and saw Billy who's a regular down here cause his wife's never home and he doesn't even know if he's the father of his kids so like I was waving him over and--- | |
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LIVE: Frank - Courageous Victim - Plumber
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| Oh! Sorry to cut everyone off, but I have the man responsible for all of this with me here now! Sir! Sir! Would you tell us what happened? And how does this make you feel? | |
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| OMGOMGOMG.. I'm SO happy my kitty is safe. It turns out she ran in front of some vehicles and the drivers are all dead, but it's a miracle!! My cat is alive!! | |
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