All comics by thecrap

 

by thecrap
6-23-03
i feel more like stan or chuck, or a... maverick
ohshit that pencil is all like, pointing at me
fucker im so way going to draw on you. assdace, i mean assface.
omg this is friggin did
ohfuck you totally drew me into this way lame clown.
yeah i do that sometimes.
damn crap
i thought u were a pencil.
i mean wait, yeah im a pencil.

 

by thecrap
6-23-03
bleep
join me
dah, i have one tooth
i cannot look
this is true.
fucker im over here.
im not your slave or waitress
shut up, ill bomb you.
oh fuck

 

by thecrap
6-23-03
anything for you, doll
he will be like "her fat ass cant fit in the car"
that is why i have a truck
thanks
holy shit what happened to you?
i lost my peen
please come out.
haha
wait what happened to YOU?!?!? satan... save meee....

 

by thecrap
6-23-03
what are you doing?
yeah what are ytou doing?
this si my school son from back home
i mean song
well...
shut up

 

by thecrap
6-23-03
shywa
grandmais way fukken not home yet
what a bitch ,i mean.
i love grandma
mne too
oh man.
what?
she is sex beasty

 

by thecrap
6-25-03
i be preisty
oshit
where's that grandma bitch at? and that cat cat
he was like. what the fuck.
yo check out my bling bling
hey i be the REAL preist bitch.
oh my shit.
i eat asian girls
oh my shit.

 

by thecrap
6-25-03
waht
my eyes r leik bewbs nshit
omifuck u are that urkel guy
teh
fgn
yeah u be'd like did i do that nshit
fuck
omifuck
nice eye bra freak

 

by thecrap
6-25-03
they were gonna fukn burn the flag nshit
i dunno crap stick guy, this is like wrong. cuz i wears the pacman n shit
meh. whaddya gonna do... light this bitch on fire thats what!
thsi is where i lose consciuosness
the beauty of the oceans transformigreifies me too---
shut up your poetry is like making me do the kicks. and the seeing of the crotcety. like fuckin britney spears nshit
back at the lab.
yoink!
i was so close...

 

by thecrap
6-25-03
i has da one eyebrow
i will poke holes in your ball
way to go fuckr
hows this!
good but i blow u up now
oh kewl

 

by thecrap
6-25-03
i has da one eyebrow
i will poke holes in your ball
way to go fuckr
hows this!
good but i blow u up now
oh kewl

 

by thecrap
8-27-03
OH...LA LA LA.. IM JUST A LITTLE GIRL...CHILLIN IN DA ALLEY....
HEY THERE LITTLE GIRL,I AM A NICE STRANGER MAN COWBOY, WHAT R U STARING AT?
THIS BLOOD THAT I SMEARED ON THE WALL FROM MY NUMEROUS MURDER VICTIMS
WANNA HAVE SEX NOW?
the moral of this story is that, this shit isnt funny. and shouldn't be joked around.
for real. 1 in every 3 murderer children has sex w/ a cowboy.

 

by thecrap
9-05-03
hi im conan o brien this is our guest today. u may reconize him from such works as. keeping papers together and unbending them and kids makin him into fake retainers..
so how was u day and such?
i thought u hair was red.

 

by thecrap
9-05-03
hi im funniest ever. conan o brien. u may reconize my frist guest from such works as. keeping papers together and unbending them and kids makin him into fake retainers..
so how was u day and such?
jay thought he could get away with it.
i thought u hair was red

 

by thecrap
9-07-03
hmm i thik that is stupid
haha my name is pants i just realised
gag
oh dude thats cold
cold, as the dold my mold. whoops
oh ahh
meh? hicken? i love oyu
what about me bitdh we married u SOB

 

by thecrap
9-07-03
i crap
i dun wanna grow up, im sayin its true
ouch my crampos
ro the fal
trake midoel for reel, hahahahha
yeah tnhe aisians have less cramos cuz of the midols
and to the repcul
man dufck those btiches
for reel they be playin liie they asian, those fakers dont,m know what reel chikin is about. SEEZ

 

by thecrap
9-09-03
its fun to fuck u sista in a clouwd
ohi i m teh asian. hehe
yeah we in big tiem porno called. little asians like to eat dong. and by dong we/ meen penis.... im tawkin we has the stuffs fer breekfast
i think thenail guy has pint
hittin me heads w/ nail is better time of my life spent than the porno u idiot gay childs
dis guy is stoopyd, im saying this is true, ebcoz om a dog and i liked it mans. so lisents to me
btsw we make goast into robot lwelz
what do i get for buying the pron?
u get to be in jail for bein perv and watching the kiddie sex.

 

by thecrap
9-09-03
put em up put em up
ok lawl. i put my feet on my ears. i pout the ears up. i mena feet
thats the end
i meen it

 

by thecrap
9-09-03
bam bam like the old batman shoews
hoiya! high kick., double punch pucnh. pain in u face!
oh what is that> is there a BREEZE. cuz i dont feel any of tem punches. |LAWLS
o ho ho
damnit maybee i get close so u feel my fury u stupi green gy
oh wat is that? the bird chirping? or maybe leik. a cricket. cuz i hear NOTHING. and i super donthear a dumb rred horned dude.
de moral : christmas is for the familye
voilents is for losers
yeah no jolke. fighting is like for the stuopytds i say cuz i mean it.

 

by thecrap
9-09-03
the zombie was leik.
is u a docter cuz me arm fells off and stuff
is u lose eighsite too? cuz im a litl girl stupiud
she had enuf
ok but watch out cuz if diz arm isnt bakc in my socket then i eat you. i gives u to count of ten
eye yai yai
1.....2......3......
wjhat fro dinner tonight
chciken . LAWLS

 

by thecrap
9-14-03
"the winning numbers are...56....34..."
omigod, i won teh lotery, im rich!!!!
"btw. that was a joke. the reel numbers are 45...23..."
like bob barker the devil was like... come on down.
omfG!!! NOOO i has no reason to LIIIVEEEE!!!!!
im here to take yu souuul.. [right thsi way]
LOL those darn lottery guys....
"omfg LAWLS btw that was a joke, the reel numbers were the first numbers we sed. "

 

by thecrap
9-14-03
black man little man.
i m a ghost do this dance for you. oh litel gfirl dance w/ me PLZ
omfg im so scared i lost both mai armz, u asshole.
im own ice cream parlor and change mai name to scoop dogg.
u werent scared to lose those arms, i chew em off. lawlz
squirrel thsi si my ice cream goddamnit. he is thinkin about the ice cream even tho he not facing me i know he is, but he cant have it.
kurt cobain is really teh ghost form the ebginning of tihs story. lolz!
o silly no one wants u ice cream dumb dude.
yeah we want ur peen

 

by thecrap
9-14-03
he thought it was too soon.
vicki i know only been goin out for 3 millin years. but i got u this persent.
i got u one too.
but it was too late.
omshit for reel? you shouldnt have.
died
she got him the gift of AIDS
omg why didnt i use pertectshun!!!
and i bet u all thought i killed them.

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