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by thecrazyfish
10-19-03
It's the start of the adventures of baby man and the annoying paper clip thingy.
Oi I'm gonna fuckin' kill ya, ya little mutha fucker!
Say wha?
Yeh I'm talking to ya! Yeh Ya with the fuck ugly face!
I think you have got the wrong person.
Oh, is your name Babo?
No, my name is baby man.

 

by thecrazyfish
10-19-03
Oh terribly sorry old chap! I'm looking for a person who looks just like you I hope I haven't caused any offence!
Not really... no offence taken.
I'll just go find Babo. Cheerio.
????
AHA THERE YOU ARE BABO!!!!
Yeah it's me but you'll never catch me! MWHAHAHA

 

by thecrazyfish
10-19-03
damn
I will now change into my fighting form!
What the...?
Oh crap it

 

by thecrazyfish
10-19-03
Well that didn't work now did it
Wait a minute, I'm sure I'll get it right this time.
Hahaha.
Oh fuck it.

 

by thecrazyfish
10-19-03
Try again.
Oh hello gorgeous.
Aha almost there and shut up you before I give you a slap.

 

by thecrazyfish
10-19-03
Come on I haven't got all day.
Oh shit.
Forget it I'm outta here!
Nooooooo! Please I want to fight please just give me one more turn!

 

by thecrazyfish
10-19-03
?
This time I'm sure to get it right.
?
Yes! Finally!
...Thats your fighting form?
yes and...?

 

by thecrazyfish
10-19-03
Right thats it I can't work under these conditions.
...
Damn and I finally got into the right form aswell.
and it ends
I wonder if there is some pie I could eat anywhere

 

by thecrazyfish
10-20-03
Come to me my child
I don't believe in Jesus.
Well I don't belive in fairys!
*dies*
Oh shit
Arghhhhhh

 

by thecrazyfish
10-20-03
It's the newest episode of steve owen crocodile hunter
G-day mite. I'm steve O and I'm here to see one of the outbacks most dangerous creatures. The hypodermater squirrel
Crikey! Almost got me there skip!
Erm who are you talking to?
Now the secret of catching these here creatures is to grab them by the tail.

 

by thecrazyfish
10-20-03
I beg your pardon!
Aint she a beaut!
I'm a HE!
But these type o' squirrel are very dangerous so you have to be extra careful!
And the music starts playing.
Are you even listening to me
Now thats all we've got time for today kids. Join me next time.

 

by thecrazyfish
10-20-03
?
Goodbye lil fella!
WEIRDO

 

by thecrazyfish
10-20-03
I would like to apologize for my previous cartoons.
I'm am very sorry to say that hisname is NOT steve owen it's steve irwin.
Like anyone cares anyway.

 

by thecrazyfish
10-20-03
A typical conversation between me and my friend.
Hiya my name is Katie... I'm blonde.
Yeah and I'm Hannah... only with slightly longer hair... hey chicken!
So long sucker
I'm not even gonna bother.

 

by thecrazyfish
10-26-03
Peter loses his first ever game of monopoly.
I can't believe I just lost that game of monopoly
I may never be able to face my little sister ever again
What the...
Hello, I'm mr. monopoly and I'm afraid to tell you... you suck at my game I mean your sister is 3 YEARS OLD FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!!

 

by thecrazyfish
10-26-03
Someone call for me?
Er no... I didn't I was just using your name in vain, hope I haven't caused any offence
Well I am the all forgiving so yeah, I must go now. Dad! I'm ready to come home!
Now as I was saying.... oh bollocks!

 

by thecrazyfish
1-03-04
Howdy ho
Oh my god, your calling me a ho!
what? I never said that!
yes you did you called me a ho! waaaaaaaaaaaaaa DADDY!!!!!!!!!
crap
hey man we should like totally find a peaceful way to like sort this out like... man im high

 

by thecrazyfish
1-03-04
SHAUN I DEMAND YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!! RARGH!!!!!!!!
I'm very sorry Anna my sweet, a rather evil man named Aaron has been "tricking" me into playing computer games. I tried to stop him but I was overthrown by his... uh.... I love you?
YOU LIE SHAUN! I DID NOT TRICK YOU YOU WANTED TO PLAY THOSE "GAMES" I HEARD YOU SHOUT: "OH MORE YES YES YES!!!!"
Uhm... you are the liar Aaron you used your mind numbing tricks to trick me... yeah. So. Jahahaha.
Durrant??? NOT YOU TOO!!!!

 

by thecrazyfish
1-03-04
hiya im francesca, you can call me fran or ches or chest, lol lol lol... im such a tart
Howdy Ho. Oh it's you Franchester. I mean Francesca. How are doing on this fine evening?
g2g bye bye shaun (mwah kisses)
hello shaun
HANNAH IT'S BEEN SO LONG LET ME SMOTHER YOU WITH MY LOVE AND AFECTION

 

by thecrazyfish
1-03-04
get him away from meeeeeeee katie!!!!!
yes? someone call for me?
Oh no it's Katie I'm going.
he has no ass...
So long, you poor creature that God made because he felt there needed too be something THAT stupid to make up for my brilliance.

 

by thecrazyfish
4-02-04
hi lewis!
whya ren't you talking to me???
red dwarf is better then u'll ever be

 

by thecrazyfish
6-20-04
who is this strange new person?
hey luv
...er hello...how are u?
im alright, like my new all black outfit? i got it from my pirate.
..your...pirate???
who is this strange new person?
yeah thats right, my pirate
ISMO?!

 

by thecrazyfish
6-20-04
what do you mean what happened to me?
what the FUCK happened to you?
...
you look...uh different since i last saw you
uh...i got my beard trimmed, thats all
ah yes, so you did, you look great

 

by thecrazyfish
6-20-04
i haven't, my eyes, uh, were always like this
..why have u been starring at my chest all this time?
teehee
ok
now not only do i get her chest, i get her ARSE!
well i've gotta go, toodles

 

by thecrazyfish
6-20-04
erm, no
did you just say something?
damn i meant to put that in a thought bubble
you just did it again
oh...er...uh...aw crap

 

by thecrazyfish
6-21-04
hey rob, my spit bro, the main man, er...dude?
...
dude, why aren't you saying anything? y'know...to show our affection.. in a BROTHERLY way of course
no it's not that, it's just that...kt is behind you.
i get the picture... you don't love me anymore (in a BROTHERLY way, of course)

 

by thecrazyfish
6-21-04
oh hi kt... i uh, didn't see you there
...
it's alright, i've just come to go out with rob, he better be ready cause we're going to the cinema and y'know... *wink wink nudge nudge*
bye rich
stupid blonde tart, she gets all the fun

 

by thecrazyfish
6-21-04
i'd like to take a moment just to say sorry for putting all my friends as..lets say, 'could be offensive' characters
what a bunch of lazy fucks, can't even be bothered to complain about their characters, they all suck, no wonder i insulted them, heh heh heh
moments later...

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
omg steve we finally meet!
uh yeah
you look great! you really are good looking...yummmm
...
shut up.
have you had your beard trimmed?

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
i decided to change hannah's character
your right! well wait a moment
hey ismo, i just realized something...aren't you meant to be really short instead of taller then all the other characters?
this better?
uh...yeah

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
can i help you girls? *slurp*
er yeah, we are here to see ismo
ok i'll be right back with you... hehehe play mate *dirty look*
...
oh thats not my dad, thats my boyfriend
ismo! what is up with your dad???

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
in ismo's dream world
steve! shut up and kiss me you fool!
of course my darling
the sad truth
«§t£v£» | Thats one more time, youve left me out..im fallin, but i wont look down.. says: so anything happen today?
*typing* no not really, katie managed to shove her head in a blender
«§t£v£» | Thats one more time, youve left me out..im fallin, but i wont look down.. says: ...did you shove her head in the blender???
*typing* uh...no...*shifty*

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
ok so steve looks different, KILL ME! :P
«§t£v£» | Thats one more time, youve left me out..im fallin, but i wont look down.. says: you know, i should reeeaaallly come down to see you
yeah, that would be nice
«§t£v£» | Thats one more time, youve left me out..im fallin, but i wont look down.. says: i mean it would be so cool!
uh yeah well i got to go now, bye bye xxx
little does she know, with my super new high tech webcam i can still see her, mwahaha
hey wait...why am i changing in the computer room?

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
hey elli i just noticed that we look the same!
your right kt, there must be something wrong
this better?
much :D

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
you know ismo im not really happy with my new image of myself
well your the frigging editor you can change it into anything you want!
hey your right! i CAN do anything i want!
yeah you could change me into something really weird and totally change the background in the next frame
heh heh heh
fuck you!

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
an average day for a average pengu...er Ismo.
hmmm time to check into msn and see who's online
*signing in*
yay maybe its him declaring his undying love for me at last
YOU HAVE ONE NEW E-MAIL FROM STEVE
i always have to come on adventures cause im the editor, bwahaha!
damn that whore why does she always have to come?
Ismo! terrible news! An evil man called SW has taken over Leeds you must come and rescue me! -Steve p.s bring kt

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
and so the quest begins
*ring ring*
pick up the phone you whore!!!! steve needs me!!!
hi, oh my god i need to change into my super special crime fighting gear!
KATIE! an evil man called SW has captured steve!!! oh and the rest of leeds...
how did you guess?!
... its not that snow man suit is it??

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
hey ismo, im here!
uh katie...is that character apropriate?
hey shut up I'M the editor anything is apropriate in here!
...uh....ok
hey look now im a kangeroo... with a machine gun!
ok we get the picture... you like to change your character!

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
ANYWAY, you said steve was in trouble?
ah good, you've finally chosen a proper character... hey wait why am i still this fucked up penguin?
yeah, so how ARE we gonna get there?
yes, we need to get down to leeds as fast as possible... but also as cheap as possible for we have £2.67 all together.
THATS how we are getting there!
Arrr!

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
*hushed voice* but uh ismo...leeds isn't anywhere near the sea... i think
so? my mum is totally up to date, pirating can also be done in lorries!
really? i never knew that
neither did i, isn't that right mum?
Arrr!

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
..how can you tell?
i just can
...
gut instinct
you see, that means we should get going soon as possible because traffic will get bad
Arrr! Arrr! Arrr! ARRRRR!

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
later in the lorry
hey ismo, do you mind if i hold onto you? your mum keeps swaying this lorry quite violently
nah sure you can, she says it helps her get in touch with the "waves of the road"
so katie hold onto ismo for her dear life!
ahhh we've stopped now, thanks for letting me hold onto you Ismo.
but you never touched me...

 

by thecrazyfish
6-25-04
... so what or WHO was i holding onto?
no idea...hey i found a light! *click*
who the fuck are you?
heya baby... hey wait how did you get into this comic?
dnt ya reckonize me? itz me! ROB!

 

by thecrazyfish
6-27-04
ok we're just outside Leeds, we need to think of a way to get in without anyone noticing us so then we can save Steve.
and how do u suppose we do that?
er...use our high-tech spy gear to sneak in and be the hero's of the century!!!!
we don't have high-tech spy gear though...
all we have is rob...
huh?

 

by thecrazyfish
6-27-04
no one will ever know how they got into leeds...
hey look we're in leeds! it's a good thing we bumped into those male strippers!
yeah i know!
and it's also a good thing i had the right outfits!
yeah without them we would of been fucked!! hehe!
...and maybe thats a good thing
*coy grin*
*coy grin*

 

by thecrazyfish
6-27-04
hey u guyz! i mean girlz, don't EVER make me do that again...those gays were rough...
oh your back already? wellcome on lets go find steve
i hate that penguin

 

by thecrazyfish
6-27-04
er ismo do u actually know where we are going?
course i do
...you have no idea do you
not at all...

 

by thecrazyfish
6-27-04
hey we should hitch a lift with that car
yeah good idea
oh it's a guy... that means...
aw not me again...
afraid so

 

by thecrazyfish
6-27-04
ok we're back in leeds, now are you sure you know where we are going?
yes this time i have a map!
seconds later
ok so now we appear to be in heaven... i feel a cheap jesus joke coming on
...or not

 

by thecrazyfish
6-27-04
somewhere else in leeds
ok we are near where steve is being held hostage
all we need to do is slip past the police and stuff... we need a distraction
...
not me AGAIN!

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