Square by thelivingrobot10-03-01 So hey, why don't people like me? That's easy man. It's because you're so... SQUARE!!! ugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Totally straight. by thelivingrobot10-03-01 Yo Yo Yo! This is Corn Hole with some mad rhymes for ya! I'm the Corn Hole, and I'm here to say, "Just cause I wear this hat, don't mean that I'm gay!" I'm totally straight, that's beer in my glass. It doesn't mean I'm gay, if I like to take it in the ass! Thank You! Goodnight!
jerk. by thelivingrobot10-03-01 I'm lonely... I wonder why people don't like me... Go away, Jerk. God, look at that prick cry.
Jesus and Pete. by thelivingrobot10-04-01 Sooo.. Jesus. Whatcha doin? Oh, you know, just hangin around. So. Are we going to go to hell for this? Probably.
+00 l33t. by thelivingrobot10-04-01 9o @\/\/@¥. ï @|v| +00 l33t P|-|00® J00!!!!!11 Oh my god. I've got to see this loser for myself. That's his place, right there. 9o @\/\/@¥. ï @|v| +00 l33t P|-|00® J00!!!!!11 ugh
hammertime. by thelivingrobot10-04-01 If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning! um. You DO have a hammer. Hmm.... good point. There we go. ummm...
http://www.asleep.nu by thelivingrobot10-04-01 http://www.asleep.nu http://www.asleep.nu http://www.asleep.nu ? http://www.plasticrocket.com
Lemonade? by thelivingrobot11-18-01 I'm thirsty. Well you're a lucky boy, because I just happen to have to piss! um... I'm not THAT thirsty. hrmph... sissy.
Dan Joke by thelivingrobot11-18-01 Typical Dan Joke Joke... Build Up... Punchline... Lack of Laughter... I hate my life. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm a loser baaaybeeee by thelivingrobot11-18-01 I am NOT a loser. Yes you are. No I'm NOT! YES you ARE! *sigh* Okay... You win. HA! Woman!
Guest Star: Nem0! by thelivingrobot4-14-02 Special Guest: Lacey!! Everyone welcome Laceee... uh... I thought you were a girl. Why do you have a goatee? um... that's ... not a.. goatee. uuuuh... It's.. um.. magical pixie fur of .. goodness! yeah. ...yeah. I'm leaving now. What?!
Not funny. by thelivingrobot4-14-02 pixie fur.. of.. goodness.. hmm... It's amazing what seems funny at 3:30 am.