All comics by toekneebullard

 

standoff by toekneebullard 11-28-07
don't look first, don't look first don't look first, don't look first	don't look first, don't look first	hehehehe damnit!

 

who's this now? by toekneebullard 11-28-07
I should probably tell you about what happened I'm not sure if I can handle this.	Honestly, you probably cant. Just give it to me straight doc!	Oh no no no! I'm not a doctor, I'm your plumber.

 

Epic by toekneebullard 11-28-07
The most anticipated stand off to ever exist....	...right before your very eyes...	... aaaany minute now.... [ ... ]

 

What else would it be? by toekneebullard 11-28-07
Dude! I'm so psyched we're first in line!!! Me too man!!	What are you gonna get? Isn't it obvious?	[ ... ]

 

any day now by toekneebullard 11-28-07
You forgot to unload the dishwasher again!	hey man....chill. I'll unload it now!	Man...I can't wait 'til we enslave all of you.

 

Because she's melting your brain. by toekneebullard 11-28-07
Why hello little girl, how are you?	Why are you staring at me like that?	Why does the back of my head burn?

 

All day long be singing by toekneebullard 11-28-07
		that's the sound of the men, working on the chain... ...ga-ee-ang...

 

just cause by toekneebullard 11-28-07
Ladyyyyy! Of the morniiiiing!	Sunshine! In your eyeeeyes!

 

he's ready...are you? by toekneebullard 11-28-07
All I'm saying is that maybe we could...	did you hear that? just gimme a time and a placejust gimme a time and a place	Did you HEAR that? ... a time and a place

 

neither can I by toekneebullard 11-28-07
You ever wonder where pickles come from?	someitmes I smell like 'em under here.	I can't imagine why that is.

 

NO...no it's not. by toekneebullard 11-28-07
a nail a day keeps the doctor at bay	Is that a Judas Priest song?	I freaking love Judas Priest

 

not sure by toekneebullard 11-28-07
		BAAAACOOOON!

 

don't look at this one by toekneebullard 11-28-07
Why are you looking at me like that? Why are YOU looking at ME like that?	He poses a good question. YOU pose a good question.	Are you going to steal my hammer? I SAID DON'T LOOK AT THIS ONE!

 

annnnnd freeze! by toekneebullard 11-28-07
desert island desert island desert island desert island desert island desert island desert island desert island desert island desert island	palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree palm tree	Gun!

 

HURRY! by toekneebullard 11-29-07
If this bus doesn't come soon, this bacon is gonna kill me.	BACON!

 

Captain Distracted by toekneebullard 12-03-07
What's that in the sky? A bird? A plane?!	I am Captain Distracted! And I'm here to	What's that?

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