All comics by trfg

 

by trfg
3-07-04
Hello friend
OH GOD AN UNFAMILIAR FACE THIS CALLS FOR MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE (POOOOOOOOOP)
Hee hee, guess you couldn't wait to get outside, could you, Fluffy? I understand, I used to raise cocker spaniels, hee hee!
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY PERVERT WHY IS MY VERITABLE RAY GUN OF CRAP DOING NOTHING
I AM FOLLOWING YOU DOWN THE HALLWAY
EJECTING SHIT THIS WAY AND THAT LIKE A FUCKING CORN POPPER

 

by trfg
3-07-04
Suddenly, Farting DMX approaches!
HOO Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME DROP A DEUCE UP IN HERE UP IN HERE (BRAAAAAP)
HOLY SHIT THERE IS SOME MAJOR STRANGER DANGER HERE I'D BETTER BLOW ON MY POOPWHISTLE (SO TO SPEAK) (FRRRRRPPPPP)
X GON GIVE IT TO YA (PPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT) WHUT!
LAYING CABLE LIKE TIME WARNER OVER HERE (PRRPRPRPPRPRRP)
The two are locked in an endless struggle to empty their bowels.
FBRPRPBPPPGP RPRPBPRPP RPRPBPRPPFRAP
PBPBPBLBLLPB PBLBLBPLBLB PLBPLBLPB PLBLPBLPBLTTTTT

 

by trfg
3-29-04
WELL HI THERE DOGGY EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE CLEARLY FRIGHTENED I AM GOING TO FATLY AMBLE ON OVER TO CHAT
OH JESUS NOT THIS AGAIN
This panel goes on goddamn FOREVER
STREEEEEEEEEEEEEETS HEY STREEEEETS COME ON OVER HERE PUPPY YOO HOO OVER HERE PUPPY HEY STREEEEEEEEETS
(hiding in terror)
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU I AM GOING TO DO THIS IN THE HOPES THAT SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUUUUUU AND THEN YOU'LL LET ME PET YOU WON'T YOU
SINCE WE ARE OUTSIDE I WILL NOT POOP BUT I AM STILL LED TO PONDER WHAT THE FUCK EXACTLY IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION

 

by trfg
7-17-07
Uhhh this one time... t-time, I uhhh threw a nurse through a brick wall because I hate needles and um uh she was trying uhhhh to give me a shot. I was nine.
Do you uhhhh like my Aqua Teen Hunger Force ringtone?

 

by trfg
7-18-07
Oh.. oh God. I just found the Lifter's myspace.
Jesus, seriously? Let me see that.
*tap tap tap*
... NOOOOOOOOOOO
LINUX PIG LIKES 2 GET WHIPPED
Hey ladies and gents, stick it in my fudge factory

 

by trfg
7-23-07
DIS THE HEP DESK HOW COULD I HEP YOU
Uh, yeah. I tried to turn on my computer this morning and got an "Operating System Not Found" error and my hard drive is making a loud squealing noise.
ALL RIGHT SIR... SIR... CALM DOWN. SIR, I... SIR, LET ME AX YOU A QUESTION.
... okay
IS YOUR CAPS LOCK ON.

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