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by tris
9-29-02
i say you are HEATHEN!
me?
YES! YOU! i heard you worship teh SATAN!
i have nail! and hammre! dont make me do it!
wtf is this?
ow?

 

by tris
9-29-02
we catch up with me, bored at home one day..
bla bla! bla? BLA!
hrm... tv gives me gas...
dude...?
augh... my poor poor vcr!
much better

 

by tris
9-29-02
somewhere, someone is laughing at this...
FAGBUCKET! SHUT UP!
what the hell am i on?
augh! jebbus!
youre going to hell, son.

 

by tris
9-29-02
david and i have a chat...
Four20RagDoll: im talking to mihns girl friend
deathlydeaddie: schweet
Four20RagDoll: shes a tart hardcore
erm...
meanwhile, at minh's girlfriend's house...
not this asshole again...
Four20RagDoll: hey, baby ;)

 

by tris
9-29-02
in the middle of a perfect game of cs...
BING!
wtf?
*unknown* has caused an error in *unknown* at *unknown.* windows will now shut down.
YOU CHEAP WORE!
true story! just ask john...
if you were my comp, i'd hit you with this hammer.

 

by tris
9-29-02
taken from an aim conversation that i posted...
*slurp*
come on! come on, baby jesus!
... and recived hate mail because of.
*slurp*
SUCK THAT ASSHOLE CLEAN!
i think thats gonna happen again.
*slurp*
OH YEAH! COME ON! WHOOOO! damn, baby! almost as good as your dad!

 

by tris
9-29-02
i suddenly find myself in...
OH SHIT! afganistan! could this get any worse?!
hi! im kyle anderson!
i just had to open my fucking mouth, huh..
what, my gayness doesnt offend you, does it?

 

by tris
9-29-02
this is...
this is... erm...
pointless... i cant come up with shit...

 

by tris
9-29-02
it continues...
i just realized that i left a 's' out of the last title...
dammit
JUST SNUK IT!
what the shit?

 

by tris
9-29-02
again...
snucka me dooodah
wait... no password. hurmphcock...
RTFM!
riiiight you ubergeek
you uberfuckingidiot

 

by tris
9-29-02
augh, i knew it!
dude, there's THREE part one's...
oh... right...
yep...
so, what... erm... nevermind...

 

by tris
9-29-02
uhh...
dooood! get it? ROACH?
roach?
...
there we go...
whoa!

 

by tris
9-29-02
uhh... i think i should stop.
get it? scoobie... DOOBIE... doo?

 

by tris
9-30-02
i have a chat with my phone...
so, did ya hear? adam corolla got married.
yesh, thats pretty schweet.. adam corolla.. married.
come on, ADAM COROLLA got married and you STILL arent getting any!
SHUT UP DAMN YOU!

 

by tris
9-30-02
one day, when i was bored as hell...
sup mudda sucka. yakuza!
word up dawg, muthafuca gangster mauha...
shit i really need to beat off
me too

 

by tris
9-30-02
i would like to personally thank you, 3d world magazine for giving me houdini apprentice edition! for free! thank you!
and its true... i need both
now, if you could score me some speakers and a sound card, you would be the BEST MAG EVER?
what the hell does he expect from us?

 

by tris
9-30-02
true story...
whats up in francais class, dude?
well, today, somehow we got on the subject of religion.
and...
i mentioned that i needed to join some religion involving a peace pipe. and the teacher freaked.
schweet... i can hook you up...
yeah but i dont wanna be a hopi or whatever. no red man for me.

 

by tris
9-30-02
so anyway...
im not sure...
about?
...?
you freaking idiot bitch... i want to hurt you... so bad...

 

by tris
9-30-02
my phone, love guru...
so, i hear youre having some love problems... son, tell me about them...
well, yeah. she lives a millionfuckingmiles away.
ow... bad.
yeah...
there are only three panels, bitchass
and she forgot the joke about the hemispheres and the telescope...

 

by tris
9-30-02
ive always wanted to break ground in the games industry...
hmmm... game...
hmmm... game...
...do amazing things...
porn...
...
...but that wont happen.
wanna get some po-- erm, coffee?
sure

 

by tris
9-30-02
dont you ever wonder?
i wonder what the most common phrase used in these comics is...
hmm... how about "sucky sucky five dollar." ive seen that one about a million times
yeah... is it susposed to be funny?
perhaps... but its not
i just wanna neuter whoever says that...

 

by tris
9-30-02
more love advice from my phone...
sometimes i miss her so much, i get all sad and i wanna make out with myself
yeah, happens with me too...
what do you do about it?
...bad idea
beat off
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING HANDS!

 

by tris
10-01-02
is my phone... horny? or something?
you ever had one of them mystery boners? the sort that just appear for no good reason?
yeah... today, auactually...
please, tell me about it
it was in english while we were talking a test... but then i had to turn my test in at the FRONT of the room...
...gay... perhaps?
HA HA!
...and walk back while i was pitching my own tent in front of 30 people

 

by tris
10-01-02
talking with david one day on aim...
Four20RagDoll: meh meh meh meh bitch meh meh Four20RagDoll: and a bear stole my pants
deathlydeaddie: lol
Four20RagDoll: then it said are you ivan ? then i said no and i said my name was david then it stole my pants Four20RagDoll: then he said if you see him tell him he's my bitch
...
Four20RagDoll: meh
did i hear the word CHODE somewhere?

 

by tris
10-01-02
it only takes one nail to hang up a picutre of jesus
hrm.. im bored... nails and hammer... hrmm...
owwie! that hurts...
much better
you shithead

 

by tris
10-01-02
we need your help...
we have a favor to ask of you...
...yes, this is a sensative subject.
chris needs a girlfriend
so, if you arent fucked up, fat, ugly or male, get in touch
well, that went rather bad, huh?
well, that went rather bad, huh?

 

by tris
10-01-02
punchline... punchline... must get punchline...

 

by tris
10-01-02
damnit how hard can it be?
what?
there are about a billion people who forget to put the http:// in the webpage links in their profiles
what a buncha cheap whores...
ill go check right now...
shit i hope not
wait... did YOU forget?

 

by tris
10-02-02
so, punkrockskaboy and benn_makk are having a flame war, huh?
yeah, flamER... god what a fag that punkrockskaboy is..
shit, dude, dont drag me into this...
oh... yeah, sorry...

 

by tris
10-02-02
Four20RagDoll: je suis un sauteneur
deathlydeaddie: you mean UNE, you STINKING CRACK WHORE
Four20RagDoll: fuck... are u jeleous?
deathlydeaddie: yeah...
Four20RagDoll: me too
oh SHIT...

 

by tris
10-02-02
FreerideMtBiker: http://college. antioch.edu/~totally/ geek.html
deathlydeaddie: wuzzaat?
deathlydeaddie: DUDE! thats like the only way ill get laid!
bring on teh women! YESH!
FreerideMtBiker: thought youd like it
deathlydeaddie: omg im gonna staple that to myself...

 

by tris
10-02-02
in the mountians east of LA...
010101011 1010101 1010 0101010 0 01 010 10010101
11010010 0101010101010 0 101 0101010 10111010 101
plug teh translators in...
must... take... over... world...
must... take... over... world...
it has begun...
right
follow meh

 

by tris
10-02-02
meep.. meep.. wait... dude, shit. were in LA! YOU BASTARD IDIOT!
erm... whats wrong with that?
look around... THERES NOTHING WORTH TAKING OVER!
oh... oh yeah, huh...
back onboard teh mothership...
failure comes at a price... but then again i hated you, so what the fuck... HAHA!

 

by tris
10-02-02
after being dropped off at the CORRECT location...
take me to your leader
i am the leader...
really? dubya?
yes sir-e! what can i do ya fer?
do me? does... not... compute...
uh...

 

by tris
10-02-02
i must take over your country and kill all.
oh.. i see...
yeah...
fucking humans...
do you work for hussien?

 

by tris
10-02-02
our *hero* gets pissed...
hussein? what a prick... death ray time?
time for wh--
haw haw haw!
aauuuuurrrrgggghhh! noooooooo...
well, one city down, a whole shiload to go..

 

by tris
10-02-02
new york...
DEATH RAY!
la...
DEATH RAY!
dallas...
DEATH RAY!

 

by tris
10-02-02
las vegas...
DEA-- wait... HELLO! whats this?
0101010 00110 010 1010 1101!!!
hiya there robot boy! hiya doing?
does not compute...
fucking shit not again

 

by tris
10-02-02
the plot thinckens...
invashun? wtf?
...and promptly dies
i cant think of a thing to do..
me neither..

 

by tris
10-02-02
"well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
thats a common one...
uhh...
that and "sucky sucky five dollar." hey, wait... where'd you go?

 

by tris
10-05-02
ya needed help?
yeah, im trying to buld a uh-60 black hawk in worldcraft for a cinematic sequence to wow all the ladies... but the carve tool is... yeah...
in worldcraft?
yeah
YOU HAVE GMAX, USE IT!
damn you valve, and youre carve tool too!

 

by tris
10-07-02
*unleashteheval*
nooooooo!
heh heh heh

 

by tris
10-08-02
what to say, what to say...
make a move
muahaha... secret weapon
rarr!
take me now!

 

by tris
10-12-02
why are all the priest comics about child rape?
i dunno, what else do priests do?
oh, right, got a point there...
me and everyone else who visits stripcreator
youre both going to hell... as soon as i get sucked off...

 

by tris
10-12-02
change!
god DAMN it!

 

by tris
10-12-02
Doctor splitsplat meets a dirty nigger that sells crack
I JUST SMOKED A POUND OF CRYSTAL METH
ching choo cho guomi wikky wakka chinnity chwageio xaing xouie "I just ate someones pets, two cats and dog"
Gee, I wonder where that came from? Must be some kind of prank. Haha!
'My dearest wirthling... Those nudie pictures you sent got me real hot. I was dreamin' about you when I was cornholing my roommate.'
I don't know if the zoo is going to give us any more tigers.
I've got some eels in the fridge.

 

by tris
10-15-02
kevin at the lunch line
and what can i get you?
death.
so i can let all my friends freeload.
sorry, were all out

 

by tris
10-21-02
hello! well, it's just after 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
uhh...
wd40 is the SHIT

 

by tris
10-23-02
mmm.... spoons...

 

by tris
10-24-02
mmm... mcdonalds burgers... yum
not really, but it was a value meal... at least i think thats what it said
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzz
introducing the Extra Valium Meal, only from McDonalds
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzz

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