"Where's the Patch on My Snatch?"

A take-off upon dirty ol' Dr. Seuss.

by umfumdisi
4-14-05
Okay, here goes. *ahem* Little Suzie Wuzzle / had a very scary puzzle. / She woke up one fine morning / with a very hairy muzzle!
Yes, that hair upon her face / seemed a little out of place. / Instead of soft, smooth skin, / Suzie had whiskers on her chin!
Yet something seemed to tell her / that the hair was quite familiar-- / Soft and springy, slightly stringy-- / It felt like that upon her Thingy!

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"Where's the Patch on My Snatch?"

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