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The Dangers of Communication by uranusalien 12-22-03
The Dangers Of Communication And then, and then, and then, and then, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up,	Now and then, and then, and then, and then, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up,	500 Years Later and this is how I hurt my arm! !!!

 

Old Television 1 by uranusalien 12-22-03
BZZZZZZZZZ	BZZZZZZZZ	BZZZZZZZ Tonight: "Horizontal Hold" Tuning

 

Old Television 2 by uranusalien 12-22-03
The television is broken again.	And tonight ...PZZZZ... Today on Channel Four ...PZZZZZ... The Discovery Channel ...PZZZZZ Bah	I'll phone a repairman. Aagh! Too tired to dial! Must..break..down..

 

Old Television 3 by uranusalien 12-22-03
The phone has broken down too.	PZZZZZZZZZZ Now what?	Maybe I can use a payphone

 

Old Television 4 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Some time later... I can't believe this town has no payphones.	Maybe I can ask if there are any payphones nearby in that pencil shop.	Pencil Shop Hi. We sell military grade pencils. What's the difference between normal pencils?

 

Old Television 5 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Pencil Shop They're scratchier. I don't want a pencil!	Pencil Shop Are there any payphones in this city?	Pencil Shop No. ...

 

Old Television 6 by uranusalien 12-22-03
The Search for a Telephone I guess I'll just have to buy a new telephone.	Now all the shops have closed.	I guess I'd better go home.

 

Old Television 7 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Dreams that night... ..telephones.. ..telephones..	..telephones.. ..telephones..	Must..buy..telephone..

 

Old Television 8 by uranusalien 12-22-03
The Search For A Telephone Today I can go and buy a telephone. *yawn* Oh, him.	I'd better get my jacket. BRRRRRIIINNGG	? ? ? ...

 

Old Television 9 by uranusalien 12-22-03
The Obsolete Search for A Telephone The phone company must have been down. BRRRING BRRRING	"Would you be interested in upgrading your internet connection at a lower.." Hello?	Just another telemarketer. Waste of energy, that call

 

Old Television 10 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Old Television Now I can call a repairman.	Yes Hi, is that AAAAAAAAA Repair Services?	Old Television Please Hold. I have a broken television. Can you fix it?

 

Old Television 11 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Old Television Your call is important to us. Please hold. Your call is number five thousand six hundred and forty seven million in line. Please hold. I've been on hold for two hours.	Two Years Later Hello, how can I help you? I have a broken television. Can you fix it?	Later... Are you here to fix the television? Yes.

 

Old Television 12 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Old Television It's taken him around 3 hours to get in the hall. He must be very old.	and I'm paying him per the hour.	Three Hours Later... ???

 

Old Television 13 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Old Television	it can't get any worse..it can't get any worse I'll have to go and get a part to fix it.	I'll be back in about an hour.

 

Old Television 14 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Old Television :: Four Hours Later He's back. I have the part now.	An Hour Later Tonight on Channel Four... Fixed.	AHHHH I fixed it. That's $4680.

 

Old Television 15 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Old Television :: The Resulting Bill What!? What's this telephone bill for $1920?!? I don't hear anything..I don't hear anything..	And a repairman bill for $4680!? I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING	Go to your room Ahh..I heard that

 

Old Television 16 by uranusalien 12-22-03
Old Television Maybe it would have been cheaper just to get a new television.	I guess I'll have to go to sleep now.	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Huh? Wait..I don't remember buying 300 pencils... AND 300 PENCILS? ... SCRATCHY PENCILS?

 

The Dangers of Communication (2) by uranusalien 12-30-03
The Dangers of Communication (2) YES NO	The Dangers of Communication (2) NO YES	...the main danger being agreement. NO NO

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