All comics by vyvyan

 

if i carry a hammer i can look like luba by vyvyan 4-20-01
so i'm sorry i can't date you but i want to smooch you...	i don't know why *sigh*	i always knew you were a robot

 

happens all too often, dammit. by vyvyan 4-20-01
it's a lovely friday night.. i could go to a bar, or dancing, or bowling, or maybe to a party...	hm.. who would i go with, i don't want to be alone... i'll check my mail and see if anyone's up for stuff... wha? 400 new posts?!??	this panel brought to you by angst, consumption junction, and the letter L i've sucked out your life. damn you adam social.

 

not funny. at all. but hey! by vyvyan 4-20-01
one fine evening hi arpad wanna play? look i'm making fun of goths, hand:staple:forehead	wackiness ensues i sure am glad we can't control the world with our minds where did this hammer come from?	har har. god sure darn hates them funny people. damn you, you've thought us into the apocalypse.. i think we're dead now.. maybe if i hammer hard enough i won't have to do any more calculus

 

rectum? damn near killed im! by vyvyan 4-20-01
hi hi! i am brave ninja warrior ikajuusan! i am jasin kirin. i am handsome and a poet. i also spell jasin with an i.	i can eat your brains! w00t w00t! only if i can write shitty poetry about it. maybe i'm too smart for you to eat all my brains. i'm also very charming.	and all was made right in the world. KAMEN RIDER KUUGAAAA!!!!!! HENSHIN! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!

 

i want to go outside and play! by vyvyan 4-21-01
once upon a time there were two very bored robots! hi hi ricky! wanna play? YEAHHHH! I LOVE GUITAR WOLF! OI OI WORKING CLASS!	and so they played with toys and had much fun! i am ricky's new gundam! he built me! i am happy! i like my new gundam! it is shiny! kamen rider kuugaaaa! vyv, half my body is cut off! that is silly!	w00t w00t! ricky! let's go smash things with a hammer! and pee in alleys! and eat candy! HICHEW!!! CANDY AND SMASHING ARE GO! VIVA LA PISSPISS!

 

"single serving strip", or "that bitch marla singer" by vyvyan 4-21-01
do i give her the ass or the crotch? AAAAAAAAAARGH! life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip	and that's how i met tyler durden today we make soap. to make soap, we render fat. this house is a fucking dump. i wonder if ikea ships out to here...	marla wasn't dying the way chloe back there was dying *sigh* i am in my cave... slide or else

 

Nancy Drew Case 56: The Mystery of the Disappearing Posts by vyvyan 4-22-01
one sunday at pittpunk.com hey my posts are gone! mine too, and i'd just posted a gif i made of justin sane advertising starbucks coffee	resistance is futile ah, not all is lost. i'm sure i can find a new board to post to. this machine kills fascists	this panel's for dave... britneyspears.com message board yay! i love my fans!

 

doctor not the nine o clock news is here to see you by vyvyan 4-23-01
amazing! absolutely amazing! human beings the size of amoebas! prepare yourself, sir. i have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you'll question how the almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. he is a human. he is a.. man	it's an elephant, doctor YOU UNFEELING BASTARD! i hoped perhaps he would understand	i am an elephant you know

 

bored. the young ones in three panels by vyvyan 4-23-01
over breakfast i'm entering a contest. you have to write in seven words what cornflakes means to you. so i put "cornflakes, cornflakes... cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes." pa-the-tic! you'll never win vyvyan... it's only six words.	playing monopoly WOW! wouldn't it be AMAZING if all this monopoly money was REAL?! rick, that is the single most predictable and BORING thing that ANYONE could say whilst playing monopoly	and then something random explodes. don't get all uncool and heavy NEIL! have you just farted?!? there's a horrible farty smell in here and it didn't come from my bottom!

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