Assorted Madness by w4r7-03-01 ThE FInaL BatLE I WILL LAED THE RUSH! Life is so exciting.... Meanwhile in the depths of Hell i Am A DeMON! i am DOgERS The Buffe Reaper finds his Job hard... HeLLO SIR my TIme Is UP! Is now idle...
The RAEL w4R by w4r7-03-01 The USP .45 Tatical is 1 of the Finest Handguns In Existance I Love CS, it so guntastic a REAL Desert Eagle .50AR round would decapitate a silly man ..... Hell() We're YuoR ISP and YUO=can't play CS n E MoRE As One Door Closes Another One Opens, KTHXBYE! .... Broken
The Life of Dogers by w4r7-03-01 Hi im Dogers Shit ive been shot Wasn't ME Afew Mins Later Dogers Crashed at 100000000000000000000 mph
Twin Demons by w4r7-03-01 In the Beginning Im Shal! Im Parapsych The Demonic Powers Grow I play for 10000 Clans I pretend to go out on weekends, but i actually idle and watch my PC Then subside and go and f4g0ty Ive been found out! Everyone hates me..... Im going to go score with Peter Thorn or that Scandinavian man who no one knows the name of...
The Search For Powah by w4r7-03-01 Good God! ITS YUO! YOUR TIME IS UP! But i have found the secret to ETERNAL LIFE! Deeeatttthhhhh!!!..... w00 y34H!! We're c00king on GAS!! Parp!
Lame by w4r7-08-01 D-12 (Dicklick 12times) ...... ..... nBs (N00bi3 Bitcharse Shirtlifters) ...... ..... SI (Shemale Iniative) ...... .....
The Final Battle by w4r7-08-01 As the Demonic Armies of Hell march on the Fortified Bastion of Man, the Final Battle is Initiated... Forward March! Roger that The Grand Master of Humanties Forces plays his Trump Card Affirmative! Deploy the Super Weapon! The Power of the Word banishes the Demonic Horde back to Hell. NEGATIVE!! KTHXBYE My PaNCE!! ThEY Are on PHYRE!!! Negative