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by wang
3-07-01
cool...
Hey, i just took some acid
....
i'm waiting for it to kick in
feel anything yet?
hmm i'm not sure...

 

by wang
3-07-01
paul needs to dump his drugs
hey man want to buy some acid?
mmm...donuts...
paul thinks twice on his proposal
oh shit im busted
hey son dont you know im a cop?
but it all works out for paul.
hey fuck you pig!!!
hey son, dont make me come over there and arrest you!

 

by wang
3-07-01
you are irresposible and have no direction in life...you are a total loser and i never want to speak to you again....
whatever....
mexico here i come!!!!

 

by wang
3-07-01
our hero is cast out by the hate campaign against him.
if i pick this up it'll just be someone balling me out...
ring...ring...
his plight never ends...
god that infernal ringing!!!
ring...ring...
until....
I will smash you you worthless machine!!!!
ring...ring...you fucker!!!

 

by wang
3-07-01
as the hate campaign continues...
ive gotta find a way to mexico...
suddenly, an idea pops in like a fresh breeze...
i can take pictures of srippers and have them pay my way...
but alas our hero is foiled.
damn...my roomate wont let me do it in our apartment..
what kind of shit is he up to now?

 

by wang
3-07-01
As the hate campaign continues...
hmmmm...
Do you have any clue what you are doing with your life? Youre such a loser!
Once again our here has been backed into a corner.
im going to mexico?
youre so irresponsible! you lousy fuck!
Like a bolt of lightning, our heros quick thinking and cunning has saved the day!
Here is a nail in my head...maybe this will keep you at ease perhaps?
NOW WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE!

 

by wang
3-07-01
As the hate campaign continues...
i cannot seem to explain myself...
what now?
Maybe this is just the way my brain works..
god...shut up already...i dont want to hear your shit...
Perhaps disemboweling myself will relieve all the tension...
hehehe

 

by wang
3-07-01
As the hate campaign continues...
Thanks for inviting me over Jane...I dont know what else to do...theres soo much beef at my place...i want to find a rock and crawl under it for like three months..
ummm...MOVE OUT...
The mental assaults that have been handed to me have been unbearable...stressing me out hardcore...acid doesnt help any more...
HELLO, MOVE OUT...
This seems to be the only thing to aleviate the pressure, but its not quite the same...loss of memory...pththth....
MOVE OUT YOU FREAK!!!

 

by wang
3-07-01
As the hate campaign continues..
Life is not as miserable as you are portraying it for yourself...this self inflicted suffering is quite needless i must say..
gngrrnngrrng....
I do believe it is something like a christ complex...the need to suffer for the sake of others...you should look at the brighter things in life...
gnnnmawwpththt...
By the way, why would you pick a nail in the frontal lobe?
It helps me forget....ptpththth..

 

by wang
3-07-01
cool...
Hey, i just took some acid
feel anything yet?
hehehe...

 

by wang
3-12-01
0ur hero has just arrived home from the airport...
*sigh*
Hungry and dioriented, the dive into reality is starting to seep in...realizations of what needs to be done in order to survive are swirling through his mind like a psychotic lollapalooza...the jet la
kl4nk....kl4nk kl4nk!!

 

by wang
3-12-01
De4th and Dunc4n decide to go for a drink...
So i go to get a hotdog, right? and this lady totally freaks on me...like cut me some slack lady...im not on the clock!
That suxx d00d...
Like...i'm not on duty 24-7 you know? Shit as soon as theres a moment and someone isnt dying...id like to have a big mac or something.
Thats no g00d d00d..
I need a vacation...
Absolutetly d00d...

 

by wang
3-12-01
De4th pays a visit to our her0 for some sound advice....
Hey...keep that up and you'll be one of my clients...
*Hunh?*..oh wassap De4th...sorry i was just lobotimizing myself...
Just wondering..ive been kinda stressed out l8tly and wanted to talk about a nice place to go...
well.... under one condition....SPLIT MY GUTS AND HANG ME BY MY INTESTINES..THEN SLICE MY HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO A PIT OF STARVING WILD BOARS!!!!!!
WHOA! Sorry d00d take it easy...besides, its against company policy...
god...will this ever end???

 

by wang
3-12-01
De4th gets a call f0r a job...
Alright guy...your time has come...yada yada yada...pack it up and lets move...im late for a movie...
Hey, what are you talking about? I was jus makcin' with this stewardess...you know...the mile high club an all that...
D00d...that doesn't matter any more...you're dead...she's dead...you're ALL DEAD!
Hey..I saw her first!! Dont be an assh0le and try to cockblock my ass.....
*sigh* I need a vacation...
Hey...where did my gonads go?!!

 

by wang
3-12-01
Buy this think and it'll make you feel better!! Get this thing...everyone else is!
Act now and do the smart thing...you wear the pants...you aren't stupid...
Blah..blahh...blah...blah...
*sigh*

 

by wang
3-13-01
somone set us up the bomb.
*snarf*

 

by wang
3-13-01
De4th goes to the library to work on his resume.
I hate these lousy machines...
plee4ze enter p4ssw0rd...clk..clk..
Hiya...i was just wonderin if you can help me out here, the computer is asking for a password and I.....
GYAAAAARRR!!! NO NOT ME PLEASE GOD I'M NOT READY!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIE!!!!!
*sigh*

 

by wang
3-13-01
Elsewhere....
Maybe its time for me to pay a visit up there...what do you think?
You got it boss!! Paya visit..yaeboss!!

 

by wang
3-13-01
Elsewhere.....
Maybe its time for me to pay a visit up there...what do you think?
You got it boss!! Paya visit..yaeboss!!

 

by wang
3-15-01
Aw man...i just had taco belll...now i feel the need to hurl...
That sux d00d...
i need to find a toilet real quick
That sux d00d...
Aw man im not feeling too g00d..
Im out of here d00d...

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