All comics by waster

 

Miguel and Troy, Part 2 by waster 6-24-03
miguel and troy are STILL getting ready for a night on the town... hurry up and get ready dude, we're going to be wicked late! okay, okay - keep your hair on! you're so cute when you're angry, you know that?	was that a come-on? i wish we didn't have to go to this stupid "boys' night out". me and miguel could stay in, have a bottle of wine, rent a movie...	meanwhile, outside the club in town... jeefus, where the fuck are miguel and troy? we were supposed to be hittin' the dancefloor half an hour ago!

 

Miguel and Troy, Part 3 by waster 6-30-03
yo troy, the taxi's here! we gotta bug out, fo' shizzle! ok dude, i'm just doing my hair.	finally! can we go now? we're so late elwood's gonna be pissed... "fo' shizzle"?	meanwhile, in the club... ... you're a sagittarius? no way!

 

Miguel and Troy, Part 4: Doughboy physics by waster 6-30-03
in the taxi on the way to the club... so i says, "well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" ha, ha!		yeah, you'd think so. you'd think the author would make a few more original strips before trying that one... or at least put in a punchline.

 

Miguel and Troy, Part 5 by waster 7-05-03
miguel! troy! finally! where the flying fuck have youse guys been? sorry elwood, we were (hilariously!) using afro-american ghetto slang, and making gay jokes.	no problem. i've been checkin' out the laydeez all night. there's hotness all over the place! we're gonna have to come here more often, y'know? also, the author doesn't know how to tell a good joke.	my overtly macho womanising is obviously just a smokescreen to hide the fact that i'm having a gender crisis. i cry myself to sleep every night.

 

"Varsity Blues" in three panels by waster 7-05-03
i secretly resent all the other dumb jocks i call my friends because i never get a chance to play american football. i love you because you resent all the other dumb jocks.	also our coach is the very embodiment of evil. jon voigt is horrendously OTT. i'll never date a football player.	i've just become everything i seemed to hate at the start of the film, but hey, it doesn't matter 'cuz now i'm popular! hmm. i'm obviously not as moralistic as i thought. oh well, fuck it.

 

Miguel and Troy, Part 6 by waster 8-14-03
i just don't get it... we were getting on fine with elwood, then he just disappeared.	maybe he had too much to drink. or maybe someone from the hospital paged him. or maybe i shouldn't have tried to kiss him a third time. probably the pager.	anyway troy, what are you pointing at? your hand is stuck in your ear.

 

"A.I." in three panels by waster 8-14-03
Robot child is abandoned by human parents, befriends robot gigolo and goes in search of his mommy. Instead, confronts his own origins and commits suicide. Everyone cries. The End. i love you.	No, hang on... Rescued from suicide by robot gigolo, child gets trapped beneath glacial ice for 2000 years before super-advanced robots dig him up. Everyone ponders. The End. i love you.	No, hang on... Some bullshit about DNA and space-time means robot child's mommy is resurrected for one final day of happiness. She washes his hair. Everyone gets bored. The End. i love you.

 

This really isn't funny, but i can't think of anything else. by waster 7-05-04
Hey Bob, a letter just came for you.	It's from the National Catchphrase Association - they want me to speak at their next meeting!	I'm off to prepare my speech. Hat hat!

 

Actually, this one's a lot better by waster 7-05-04
Hi! I'm Silent_Bob!		Cunt.

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