All comics by whatsername

 

The student teacher: new kid by whatsername 4-20-05
Early one morning . . . Hey, um, am i late? see, it's my first day and . . . Yep.	I am?! oh no!, where's the teacher? Am i gonna be in trouble? Doubt it. He's not feeling to good, so he won't notice.	Oh! Thanks mate!! I think i may have had a bit too much to drink, the kids are turning green!!!

 

The student teacher: Bastard boss by whatsername 4-20-05
Tuesday afternoon, 3.00 . . . RING RING!!! Eugh. I thinki just chucked my guts up!! . . . groan.	3.02 . . . JONES!! why weren't you at work today? Sorry, boss, i'm not feeling too great . . . I phoned in sick . . .	3.02 . . . still . . . NOT GOOD ENOUGH JONES!! YOU ALREADY USED UP ALL YOUR SICK DAYS!! GRRR . . . Okay then, hang up and i'll call in dead?!

 

The student teacher vs. the receptionist by whatsername 4-21-05
lunchtime . . . ring ring	Ring Ring . . . So! . . . your the new receptionist? Yep.	RING RING!!! um, you gonna get that? Nope.

 

The student teacher: Message by whatsername 4-21-05
Monday morning . . . Got a message from the head . . . Oh yeah?	He said your fired!! AHH!!	Shit.

 

The student teacher: Drowning sorrows by whatsername 4-21-05
Monday evening, after having lost his job and Mr. Jones is drowning his sorrows. . . Hey Kev . . . so um what's up? I got fired . . . again	Oh i'm sorry mate, so what are you gonna do? I dunno . . .	Well you could always stay over mine. . . . Is Jenny gonna be there?

 

The student teacher: Drowned Sorrows by whatsername 4-22-05
On the way home . . . You know what mate? i got a splitting headache!! . . . mmm . . .	After walking for 5 mins (in circles, thats why the backgrounds the same) . . . Hang on . . . whadd'ya mean is Jenny gonna be there? . . . what . . . have you not seen her, she's well fit!!	FIT!! that's my mother your talking about?! FREAK!! SHE'S YOUR MUM!!! oh fuck!

 

Thinkin and Speakin . . . by whatsername 4-22-05
An english man thinks before he speaks . . . God, I really wanna go out with this girl but what should i say?	A scot thinks twice before he speaks. . . God, I really wanna go out with this girl but what should i say? WHAT SHOULD I SAY?!!!!!	and an irishman speaks before he thinks . . . WOW!! you're fit, fancy a shag? FUCK OFF.

 

Flys in beer (NOOOO!) by whatsername 4-22-05
An englishman, Irishman and scotsman are all in a bar, 3 flies come in and land in each of their guiness pints, the englishman pushes his away in disgust. . . THAT IS ABSOLUTLEY DISGUSTING!! right, i want to speak to management, NOW!!	The scotsman fishes around in his pint, pulls out the fly, and continues drinking . . . AH well, added flavour . . . ooh! and it made a pretty pattern in the froth!!	The irishman yanks the fly outta his pint, holds it over the cup and yells . . . SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT! GET YOUR OWN!! Freak

 

Just plain stoopid by whatsername 4-22-05
So, what do you want to be when you grow up?	. . . . . .	DON'T PATRONISE ME.

 

That's life by whatsername 4-24-05
The journey of life . . .		. . . what's the point?

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