carlson by wonderbread10-05-01 It started as a normal 2nd hour...but then.... Think he knows I put DOOM on the computer? Hahaha! I am Mr. Carlson your master!! ...very normal... My name is Showalter! May I polish your shoes Mr. Carlson? I'm not Mr. Carlson. I'm Kurt Leanette and I'm trying to find a girlfriend. Help me. Please. Until DEATH entered!! *dumdumdum* And I'm the grim reaper. Take me please. These kids drive me insane. Especially Showalter. He smells funny.
D'oh by wonderbread10-05-01 Mr. Ostein's descent into HELL!!! I have dhiarrhea. Damn spicy chiles! Uhm, I'm mister Ostein... and why did you bring me here? Satan trying to pull one over on ol' Ozzy Ostein. Well, I was getting a bit lonely and needed some company... Wait... I think I've heard about this place in a book... ergh what book was it... D'oh! Uh-oh! I think he's onto me! This is that Mexico place, isn't it?
Alison Whoops Wonderbread's Ass. by wonderbread10-11-01 Wonderbread, as usual, was deaf. Oooh!! HI WONDERBREAAAD!! I'm a walkin'... dum de dum... And Alison and Jessie plotted...as usual... Hey, little sister... Wonderbread just won't talk to me. I'm going to beat him up. Yea! Yea! Beat up your locker, too! And the ass whoopin' has arrived! Wonderbread...Must....Die... You look familiar. Are you Alison? or Jessie?
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