Being a writer sucks... by yingyangdevious11-23-10 Porter at work while her characters bug her... No... Hey! You done with that chapter yet? No! Hey! You done with that chapter yet? Why don't you write the !@$#& book!! Hey! You done with that chap...
And so it begins... by yingyangdevious11-24-10 Not long ago, after discovering my hidden talent, I decided I wanted to write a novel! I think I'd like to write a novel. So I sat down and began to type out the mysterious story that lingered in my brain. First chapter! Here we go! I was increasingly inspired by my writer idols. Johnen Vasquez! I love you!!
Room enough for 2. by yingyangdevious11-24-10 After a few months into writing my book, I discovered the works of the famous Stephen King. "Misery" is the best book ever! I realized that he had a pen name, as did many other writers. A pen name, huh? Maybe I should make a pen name! And so I created not only a pen name, but another personality. I named her Porter Bailey. Hello me! What up, me?
You want it WHEN? by yingyangdevious11-24-10 Of course, my friends were very supportive... So, how did you like the latest chapter? It was great! I definately think you should add more! ... ... ? Well?! What are you waiting for?
Not what I pictured. by yingyangdevious11-24-10 Soon, my friends drew pictures of my characters for me... Wow! Thanks! Here's some fan art! I hope you like it! I loved them... It's a spitting image! So, is it accurate? Does he look like this? My characters, however, were not impressed... Be nice... She really thinks I look like THIS?! My hair is not THAT long...
I have met my match. by yingyangdevious11-24-10 Being a writer, I began to surround myself with fellow artists... Hey! I have this great story I'm writing, how 'bout you? OMD! Me too! We should swap stories! That'd be great! Here you go... Here's mine... We decided computers were needed. I can't read yours either... ...I can't read your handwriting.
Good...or not. by yingyangdevious12-01-10 I soon began to discover the goods and bads of being a writer... ...goods, like getting great comments from my readers... They love me! They reall love me! ...and the bads, like eliminating unwanted characters. In ya' go! WHY ME?!
Writers...writers..what's that word again? by yingyangdevious12-01-10 As I began to add more and more to my seemingly endless novel, I began having bouts of the dreaded desease... And then he said to Jake... He said...um... WRITERS BLOCK! @#$#@!
Your so vain, you probably think this story's about you! by yingyangdevious12-01-10 I soon became obsessed with my own story, much to my friend's dismay... Well in book 2... How's the story going? And blah blah, blabbity blah! ? VERY obsessed... Blah, blah, story. blah... Sorry I asked...
And the book goes on... by yingyangdevious12-01-10 And so I continue to write my online story... I posted chapter eight! Finally! The next day... So now lets see how many comments I have... ...and it has it's...disapointments. You have no comments! AUGH!
Virgil: The Gay Cat-1 by yingyangdevious1-26-11 Alex, I have come to a conclusion. Yeah, Virgil? You need a new title... Oh boy. What is it this time. You can be Alex: My cat hag! You have GOT to be kidding me!
If Kelsey went to a Private School by yingyangdevious11-27-11 Private School Hallway... My father knows Bill Gates. Yeah, well my dad knows The President! My mom knows Jane Fonda! Shut up, Kelsey.
Private School 2 by yingyangdevious11-28-11 Writing Club.... I got published with scholastic when I was 12! Well, I got published by Bloomsberry when I was 9! I started putting my writing on dA at 14! Shut up, Kelsey!