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shit.....
Hey Jared. Thought I'd drop by and see what you were doing.
Working should have been your first guess, Brandon. After all, you are bothering me AT MY WORK.
Dude, Johnny Depp never returned my calls so now I'm the lead role in my movie.
You know how I feel about your acting. However, I'd hate to see a good script like "Pirates of the Gulf of Mexico" go to waste...
No, I finished that yesterday. I'm talking about "Milkman Part 3."

 

Did you see Brandon?
Yeah he showed up at my work today to talk about his shitty film ideas.
I can top that. He changed his character into mine.
Really? I'd kick his ass. He's such a poser.
Hey, where's ben going?
dick...

 

Man, I was the first of us to ever use strip creator. That makes me an artist and you guys are just talentless losers.
I don't think the term artist applies here, Ben. You see, these are all prefabricated images and you just move them around. It's a lot like paper dolls. Are you the best paper doll maker, too?
No Man, that's not it at all. I've got the MIND of an artist so that makes me one. Everything I touch is my pallet.
Ben...sometimes you just try too hard. This is an online comic strip. It won't make you a better artist than me or even Brandon. Hell even he could do this.
Hey did you see my new strip creator comics?
You sonofabitch.......

 

Hey, Dude, was it worth it?
You know, it's rude not to answer when someone asks a question.

 

I accept the fact that you refuse to change your character a FOURTH time...not that it would matter.
Does this mean you'll stop making fun of me in you comic strips?
i can do it...i can do it...
Did you hear something?
No.

 

Ben wants to redo Portal Potty.
Can we redo Homies, too?
Why not just make a Milkman part 3 as well? Sure I said it as a joke a few comics ago but it might just work...
Is this one of those sarcasm things that you get me to fall for all the time?
No...
I hate you Jared. I really, REALLY hate you.

 

You're skipping class again?
I suppose to actually skip something, one would first have to intend to go.
Wanna go get some Subway?
You have to walk past your class to get to Subway. Doesn't that strike you as a little...idunno...stupid?
What? I'm hungry...and i have 8 stamps so i get a free 6 inch.

 

Disclaimer - Comic does not portray the physical likeness of Jared, merely Brandon's mental image of him.
OMFG! You shaved your head.
Yes. I did.
OMFG! You shaved your head.
at least it's not minimum wage...oh wait...shit.
OMFG! You shaved your head.

 

Ben, I won't be able to help you film Homies this summer.
Dude, it'll be awesome. Why not?
First, there's a moral dilema preventing me from producing a film like Homies. Second, I won't have the time. Third, we never finish anything. Fourth, I have plans to do another film this summer.
But, it'll be different this time. I have more storyboards, more half finished scripts and more pointless jokes to include that only we will understand and will leave the audience confused and bored.
Fifth, I don't want to see Brandon.
OK I see your point.

 

What's wrong Jen?
I had to leave my roommate and come over to Kevin's because she is TOO religious...even more than I am.
I'll believe it when I see it...
She says that me being sick is God's way of punishing me for spending the night with Kevin...even though we never DO anything but kiss.
Maybe God is trying to punish Kevin...if you know what I mean?

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