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| Welcome to the nth annaul stripcreator.com utility-knife dinner banquet benefit ceremony awards presentation! | |
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| Yes, it's the SUKDBBCAP, and, once again, we are your default hostesses. | |
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| Due to a dearth of PayPal donations, we were not able to afford a decent background--let alone the red carpet, the limos, the microphones... | |
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| Hell, we don't even have any envelopes! | |
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| Still, the winners will receive our everlasting love and affection* [love and affection given only in exchange for $5]. | |
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| And now...the nominees for Best Use of Tobor in a Non-Cornholing Role! | |
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