All comics by zlnder440

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by zlnder440
2-14-03
cheesecake!
shut up!
why should i?
cuz i said so
im invicible!
im melting!

 

by zlnder440
2-14-03
i luv chicken
me 2
cool
ya
o did u kno that im talkin 2 a mirror?
really?

 

by zlnder440
2-14-03
i have come to steal christmas!
noooooooooooooo!
relax its just a play!
i knew that
yah sure
um.......i got a piece of cake!

 

by zlnder440
2-14-03
give me a dollar
no
give me a dollar
no
i said give me a dollar

 

by zlnder440
2-15-03
i like this bench
me 2. its comfy
u sat on my friend! u will pay!
sorry
hahaha take that!
im burnin! im burnin!

 

by zlnder440
2-15-03
hello
hi
want to go to mars
shure
sucker
boy oh boy oh boy

 

by zlnder440
2-15-03
hee-hee im gonna burn him
o great fire. i have come to ask you of a favor
he wont know wat hit him
can you help me with a problem that i have?
hahaha! how do you like that? now every1 is gonna ask you stupid questions like "can you help me with my stupid frekin problems?" hahahahahahahahaha
o great not again

 

by zlnder440
2-15-03
a boy and his......"daddy"
whos ur daddy?
my daddys married 2 my momma
yah dont talk about his momma he'll hurt ya
im ur daddy!
dont u be talkin bout my momma
told ya so
i said dont talk about my momma

 

by zlnder440
2-15-03
why does this zlnder person always use fire?
i dont know
hmmm......its about time i figured it out cuz i dont like fire
o no u dont!!!!
i like the fire too

 

by zlnder440
2-15-03
i hate my life, but i dont kno wat 2 do..........wait i have in idea!
ah......im takin the express torwards hell
welcome 2 hell
maybe i should have done sumthin about that bill 1st..........o well

 

by zlnder440
2-15-03
butch was walking through the park when all of a sudden he saw a regular squirrel or so he thought.
*nip*nip
ur freakin me out man!
*nip*nip
stop it! ur scarin the little kids!
*nip *nip (translation: take that u freak!)

 

by zlnder440
2-15-03
they have powertools, they have crack. they are squirrels.
hey! wanna go kill sum little kids?
sure, but i got the first 1
little does little billy know, hes about to be the 1st victim of...........the squirrels
hey there little guy!
i cant wait 2 blow him ^
author's note: well this story i got from the story goin round my skool about squirrels up on the roof of our skool
hee-hee

 

by zlnder440
2-16-03
the following comic is an advertisement
hi were the stupid donkeys and we would like u 2 kno that we r stupid
yes
please please please please please
if u would plz e-mail our hot-line and donate your chickens to us we would be very grateful. the address is on the next panel. and remember its 4 us, the stupid donkeys
yes
zoolander440@yahoo.com this is not a joke. plz send us an e-mail!
we need these chickens so that we can start a new series of cartoons, and stuff like that so plz send us an e-mail saying: i would like to donate a chicken(and were not kiddin so donate
yes

 

by zlnder440
2-16-03
the following comic is an advertisement
hi were the stupid donkeys and we would like u 2 kno that we r stupid
yes
please please please please please
if u would plz e-mail our hot-line and donate your chickens to us we would be very grateful. the address is on the next panel. and remember its 4 us, the stupid donkeys
yes
zoolander440@yahoo.com this is not a joke. plz send us an e-mail!
we need these chickens so that we can start a new series of cartoons, and stuff like that so plz send us an e-mail saying: i would like to donate a chicken(and were not kiddin so donate
yes

 

by zlnder440
2-16-03
our way of saying thanx
thank you for sending us your donations we will give u new comics and stuff like that.
yes

 

by zlnder440
2-16-03
this is our new series that we promised u. it is called the things that people do
hello little boy, wat brings u here?
i want 2 ask you a question
i will send you to hell!
does that hurt?
damnit

 

by zlnder440
2-16-03
none shall pass!
ur funny
none shall pass!
o yah?
ill pass if i want 2

 

by zlnder440
2-16-03
one squirrel stew comin up!
intermission
ugh
hee-hee

 

by zlnder440
2-16-03
have u ever noticed how the very 1st comic that u make is always the best 1?
yes
i mean this is a stupid 1 too, the last 1s were even worse though
yes
but wouldnt that mean that this 1 is better?
no

 

by zlnder440
2-17-03
grrrrrrrrr...........
wats ur problem?
hahahahaha
grrrrrrrrr...........

 

by zlnder440
2-17-03
hmmmm........if you can answer this question we will let you work at our underwear factory.....why do we put our underwear in paks of 5....7....and 12?
thats easy! the 5 is 4 french women they dont wear underwear on the weekends! the 7 is 4 women they change theirs everyday
and the 12 is 4 the men, they only change theirs 1nce a month

 

by zlnder440
2-17-03
guess wat i can do?
wat?
nail jesus 2 a cross
really?
yep
hey!

 

by zlnder440
2-17-03
wat 2 do wat 2 do?
queen to e4! checkmate!
wat?
nooooo!
how do you like them apples? huh?

 

by zlnder440
2-17-03
sorry, were overbooked, will sum1 give ^ their seat for a 25 dollar voucher on the next cruise?
whoa 25 bucks

 

by zlnder440
2-17-03
people seek me out 4 financial advice
did u take my wallet?
i want a lawyer

 

by zlnder440
2-17-03
the girls are outsidewith picket signs!
all this fuss because our new clubhouse has a "no girls allowed" policy?
boys have kept girls out of clubhouses since the dawn of mankind! trust me! a caveman came up with that idea
so ur sayin we should burn em up?

 

by zlnder440
2-18-03
im harry potter!
im hermione
gimme panties
ok
im wearin panties!
woo-hoo

 

by zlnder440
2-19-03
have u ever noticed how when i change my emotion my shirt changes 2? watch
thats weird

 

by zlnder440
2-26-03
translation please
Suchen Leute mich für finanziellen Rat.
interesting
i will einen Rechtsanwalt
busted!!!!!
did Sie meine Brieftasche nehmen?
like i said i want a lawyer

 

by zlnder440
2-26-03
im tom green!!!!
can it do ne thing?
im tom green!!!!

 

by zlnder440
4-23-03
new from a random company!
try this new spray from a random company!
ok
dramatization
how is it?
wow a spray that actually works!
ok wat ever
wanna pet my kitty?

 

by zlnder440
4-23-03
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fuzz therapy
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by zlnder440
4-24-03
pope
pope
pope

 

by zlnder440
4-24-03
that is me on the right
im tha pope! represent!
..................
yo yo homies!!!! come 2 my pad and ill show u sum coolsticks!!
ur stupid
.................
ooooooooh punked out!!!
ok......

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