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by zodo
6-30-05
hello.. and welcome to the grand opening of the show uve all been waiting for..
...the random interveiwing show
man i dislike wearing womens underware

 

by zodo
6-30-05
hello today were interviewing a glob
???.. wheres the glob
im here to inform you that if the glob shows up to your show it will hurt its none existing reputation
yes...well...thanks for ur morole support

 

by zodo
6-30-05
bill the interviewer arivies at the bottom of the ocean to talk to the underwater fire
blub blub blub
hmm cant breath ehh srry cant do anything bout that
blub blub blub
stop complaining..
blub blub blub

 

by zodo
6-30-05
meanwhile..in the middle of a completly random forest
??? hwa whats this.. were in something very simular to somewhat of .5 of a plot...
Thats very strange
yes...yes it is

 

by zodo
6-30-05
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hello camera and other ppl, im reporting live from..wellwhen u see this it wont be live...
ow....
it will be like 50 min. after this tape shows itslef to u ppl, so dont hate mail me i dont like touching ur filty filthy objects
bill...bill hes dead
...if we run now do u think anybody watching live will notice?

 

by zodo
6-30-05
10 min. before our heros arrive
huwaaaaa
....im boned
looks like..someone was here... and they left red pear juice lying around
yes... we know that bickle berry conjuction preorderd pizza the owner of this house got...
brutility, and uterly extremly PWNED OUT OF HIS MIND
aha a foot print of a dog

 

by zodo
6-30-05
hello mr. squirll may we ask why your on the run for stealing the intire 15$ million dollars from the fbi?
what a doosh...

 

by zodo
7-01-05
we...need...cash
what happened...to our...stash?
i bought..a new..guitar
i rented..a..shiny..car..
i..went..out..to..lunch
but..mc donalds...is..at..thrifity....munch...

 

by zodo
7-01-05
i purchesed...a random...flute..
i hired..a..prositute
whatever ...will we..do
we'll...have to think...this through
i know..i will start..to sell my body parts...a kidney..or a lung..my liver...or my tounge.ill distruibute them in jars...and sell...them to people ...in cars..

 

by zodo
7-01-05
i have a better plan... ill marry a wealthy man..
wouldent ...that make u... gay?
not ness..ceri...aly
ill sleep in...a seperate bed..and ill refrain from giving ....kisses...we will be happy for a while..ill try to comprehend his style..ill keep his masion clean..then kill him and inherat his green

 

by zodo
7-01-05
it wouldent be so tuff... to steal my girl friends stuff...her computer and sweing kit...would go for quite a bit...
that doesent seem... so kind..
i doubt..that..she...would mind..
yes theres only four
be sure to visit tally hall to see the acuall music viedo
plus all thier other ones

 

by zodo
7-01-05
today bill the interveiwer arrives near a random explosion to talk to something that is not ever been identified and proberly will evetually become something on a ceral box
hello bill
hello puprle something
do u want to be my friend
no..no i dont get away from me
i feel lonley...wanna come back to my place?
im sorry your not my type...i like pink

 

by zodo
7-01-05
ya i dont feel like reporting anything too random today
ur going to jail for being boring
....damn i hate this job...

 

by zodo
7-01-05
damn i knew i should have interviewed that lady bug...
hurry up joe we must rescue bill...theres now a plot
meh...

 

by zodo
7-01-05
ur bill right...we need to get u outta here
what why are u in jail...
i locked my slef in... now we need to break out...

 

by zodo
7-01-05
BOOM! the jail wall explodes and our heros (bill and police officer escape)
* pant *pant i think we lost them
i ran fast
whats ur iq?...
i have an hq of.... a banana

 

by zodo
7-02-05
keep going..if u dont stop walking u get a banana
yay banana... bananas are chalked full of vitimans
there also chalked full of...POISON
EEK! yyoouurr nnoottt sseerriioouuss
.............what a retard.........
....i think im dying....

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